Toxic and Health: Sigma grindset

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By brokenarm - 03/03/2010 16:46 - Germany

Today, I went to the pharmacy and asked the very attractive pharmacist what to do about the terrible itching under my cast. She told me to "be a man and deal with it." FML

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By ghhhhhhh - 28/12/2021 08:01

Today, a side effect of my new medicine is uncontrollable itching. To “help”, my boyfriend gave me itching powder. When I got mad, he claimed he thought itching powder was used to combat itching. What? FML

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By scratchy - 08/02/2011 21:39

Today, my "friend" put itching powder in my cast while I was sleeping. FML

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By akasha - 06/04/2012 06:15 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, my patient had her call bell on. When I went to see what she needed, she replied that she was very itchy and could not reach to scratch the itch. I basically got called in to scratch my patient's crotch. FML

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By sore - 21/01/2009 01:08 - Australia

Today, I sliced my arm open on the weekend, patched it with a fabric bandaid. Had an allergic reaction to the bandaid, arm now swollen, blistering and keeping-me-awake itchy. Pharmacist's advice? "Oooh, that looks bad. Better put a bandaid on that." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2011 00:09 - Denmark

Today, my roommate complained about his penis being smelly and itchy. It's been a week. Yesterday he woke me up in the middle of the night, asking if I had some kind of Vaseline or moisturizer he could use for the itching. He still refuses to go to the doctor. FML

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By Ashley - 15/04/2021 21:30

Today, I was getting ready for a very unpleasant doctor's appointment. I got out of the shower and used a new body spray all over my torso and arms. Turns out I'm allergic to it and now my skin is on fire, so now I get to go to an already uncomfortable appointment even more uncomfortable than I'd planned. FML

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By GhillieSuitsnBiscuits - 10/04/2016 20:53 - United States - Portland

Today, I had a lady come up to me in a store just to tell me how bad my acne was and what remedies I should use. I got so embarrassed, all I could say was, "OK" and, "Thank you" until she left me alone. FML

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By MyPoorEyes - 19/03/2015 13:19 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, it was my first day working as a pharmacist. I quickly discovered that customers not only think that it makes me qualified to offer free medical advice, but they also have no qualms about showing me their various lumps, bumps, and vaginal leakages. FML

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Itchy and scratchy

By Anonymous - 04/02/2024 21:00

Today, I finally forced my husband to go to the doctor's for his chronically itchy arsehole, which he scratches in his sleep, and ends up bleeding all over the sheets. Turns out it’s a fungal infection. Now he has to apply a cream twice a day, which isn’t fun to watch when he does it in the bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, I went to Walgreen's for a tub of Vaseline. The old guy at the counter looked at me, winked, and said, "Not having too much luck with the ladies, eh?" He was right. FML

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trinity1982 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 20:13

DON'T push objects down inside a cast to scratch an itchy spot. This activity has a high risk of damaging the skin, a blistered area or a surgical wound and causing an infection.

redskinsmom 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 20:02

use a ruler

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bigpapi210 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 20:44

she's probably a lesbian OP, dont sweat a butch lol

youthink_fml 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 20:54

What did you expect?

makc5point3vtec 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 20:55

jump over the counter amd pull out your dick, then say "is this man enough for u biatch?!"

zach5432 3

Saturday 4 September 2010 6:29

win

fournineteen 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 21:01

That is German health care for you.

skyeyez9 24

Wednesday 3 March 2010 21:12

Undo a wire coat hanger. its long enough to reach inside the cast. But only practical to use at home. Or one of those retractable magnetic things that are used to hold screws.

paigeatsflesh 11

Wednesday 3 March 2010 21:16

you should **** her. (:

JustMyLuck_huh 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 21:25

that solves EVERYTHING =D

paigeatsflesh 11

Wednesday 3 March 2010 21:28

I know right?! :D

SCARYMUSIC 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 23:15

how can he f her with a cast over his dick

SCARYMUSIC 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 23:19

did you just agree with yourself?

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Wednesday 3 March 2010 21:25

No respectable pharmacist would do that, and I highly doubt they're allowed to. The fact that you mentioned she was attractive and you didn't provide an actual quote gives me the impression that you hit on her. Oh well. Guess that's what happens when your pickup line's about an itch on the dirty, smelly inside of your cast. You should've stuck with a classic: "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"