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By Ohgodmother - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Australia - Hobart

Today, in public, one of my mom's friends asked me how on earth did I get so tall. My mom happily scampered to my side and shrieked, "TWO YEARS OF BREAST MILK!" FML

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By yerface - 13/02/2009 03:52 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 749

You deserved it 8 737

By Anonymous - 22/05/2015 15:17 - United States

Today, I found out my mom put breast milk in my cereal until I was 7 years old. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 135

You deserved it 3 187

By shorty - 13/02/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was going through a growth spurt. She said "Yeah, horizontally." FML

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You deserved it 6 976

That's wild

By Anonymous - 20/10/2024 23:30 - India

Today, a colleague was telling me she still breastfeeds her 4 year-old son, and that she has breastfed kids of her neighbours too. She kept talking about it and I ended up staring at her ample breasts. She noticed and asked me if I wanted too. Now I don’t know what to do. FML

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You deserved it 289

By UHM - 06/10/2013 21:54 - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 300

You deserved it 4 019

By longing for emancipation - 30/04/2016 03:09 - United States - Mitchell

Today, my mom claimed that lactose intolerance is a "myth" and told me to drink my damn milk because it's good for my bones. FML

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You deserved it 1 325

Overreaction

By sadie - 01/04/2021 23:00

Today, my mom yelled at me in the store so loudly and for so long, a crowd began to form. The reason? I didn’t know how much milk we had left at home. I don’t drink milk. FML

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You deserved it 116

By Lax - 12/01/2009 09:37 - France

Today, my 5 year-old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked, "Mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?" FML

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You deserved it 3 505

By Lauren - 08/09/2010 23:13 - Australia

Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 645

You deserved it 8 147

Mommy milkers

By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 05:17 - Malaysia

Today, we ran out of milk and my 4 year-old son came up to me and asked if he could "milk" my wife's breasts for his cereal. Apparently, he thinks my wife doesn't love him and his sister is selfish for not sharing her milk. His sister is only one month old. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 167

You deserved it 4 267

allie2590 31

Friday 28 February 2014 18:22

Well, breast is best.

AcieMcG 21

Friday 28 February 2014 18:24

I better breast feed then, I don't want Hobbits

Comments

awilliams44 9

Saturday 1 March 2014 0:46

that's a long time

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 1 March 2014 1:00

"Happily scampered to my side" was a funny way to describe it! Like a little forrest animal. Awesome

idioticmess 15

Saturday 1 March 2014 1:28

i can feel you humillation all the way over here. im very sorry.

RANDALL4801 11

Saturday 1 March 2014 2:14

by what i heard, my brother (whom i never met cause of brain cancer) also had 2 years of breast milk

False_Stupidity 41

Saturday 1 March 2014 3:33

Well, they say that mothers know breast.

mikelangele 15

Saturday 1 March 2014 4:01

ha ha sorry all bull. just 5 weeks on breast milk and I'm 5'11 and a girl. also she's Legen...wait for it...Dairy. (ha ha saw it earlier and thought this makes it even funnier :))