Sex is out the window

By dfhgblsf - 05/04/2009 19:15 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with a girl I had just met. After about five minutes in, she said she had to go to the bathroom, so we stopped and she left the room. After waiting around ten minutes, I decided to check if she was OK. The window was open. She was gone. FML
I agree, your life sucks 108 670
You deserved it 36 603

Same thing different taste

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I have my doubts about this one. 1. Many bathroom windows don't open, and even i they do, they are way too small to crawl out of. 2. Are we supposed to believe that a girl crawled out the window of your home and left buck-ass naked? Wouldn't you know something was up if she collected all her clothes off your floor first? What about her keys/purse/etc? 3. Why wouldn't she just go out the door? This just makes no sense...

Wow, she actually used the window. She didn't take the front door route. That's intense.

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kellster 2

Hahahahahaha, that's hilarious! I guess it was pretty bad, then!

Without her clothes and her purse? Don't buy it.

Cookie_kaioo 0

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stfuplz_fml 0

Did she have clothes on? ..

wtf yeah, what about her clothes? Anyway that's pretty... intense.

EWWW u must have B.O. or u just suck at having sex. thats what you get for being a *****!

Hey # 4....for a male the urinary system technically shuts down because there's only one opening (though sometimes guys do still have to go it just won't burst), being that females pee out of a different orifice they can pee if they want to! However, generally women get a gotta-go feeling when their partner is hitting the g-spot, so may run to the bathroom thinking they have to pee. To the OP-that sucks, I can't imagine doing that or having that done to me :-(

soxgrl33 0

Hahaha! So she just crawled out the window and ran away naked? This is too funny.

I agree with # 6, but then again people are really that retarded