Sex is out the window

By dfhgblsf - 05/04/2009 19:15 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with a girl I had just met. After about five minutes in, she said she had to go to the bathroom, so we stopped and she left the room. After waiting around ten minutes, I decided to check if she was OK. The window was open. She was gone. FML
I agree, your life sucks 108 670
You deserved it 36 603

Same thing different taste

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I have my doubts about this one. 1. Many bathroom windows don't open, and even i they do, they are way too small to crawl out of. 2. Are we supposed to believe that a girl crawled out the window of your home and left buck-ass naked? Wouldn't you know something was up if she collected all her clothes off your floor first? What about her keys/purse/etc? 3. Why wouldn't she just go out the door? This just makes no sense...

Wow, she actually used the window. She didn't take the front door route. That's intense.

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Maybe she clogged the toilet and was too shy to say anything. Or you just suck in bed. Either way you get to jack off so don't feel too bad.

Not surprised. A girl you just met. >.>

eehenry2 0

I agree with number 9 this sounds completely made up... unless you were having sex fully clothed and she had her keys with her in which case you probably don't fully understand the definition of sex. You should look into that.

eoh42 0

You fail on two levels. First, you suck in bed. Grow a bigger dick or get a *****. Second, don't have sex until you are married. You will likely make someone a very unhappy wife some day.

thats too funny....if its true....too many questionable aspects to know for sure.

hava_wes_otr 0
itsnotmuch 0

#6 does have some good points. Hmm..

Wow, way to be a gullible son of a gun. Either I call shenanigans, or I call YDI. Either way, you fail.