Today, my friend told me she had a stalker who had been emailing her. I laughed, and told her it was probably some fat, ugly virgin sat behind his computer all day. I then continued to describe and mock the stalker, only to realise that I was basically describing myself. FML
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Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML
Today, I was talking to a female friend online. She was typing out a story bit by bit about how awful she was feeling after being teased. I was responding with, "So, so true" but because of my slow typing it appeared after she wrote, "Doesn't help being fat." FML
Today, I had to explain to my friend that the hot girl he's been sending nudes to and cybering with for the past month is probably a bored, fat-as-fuck, balding male living in his mum's basement. The look on his face after I proved that "her" pictures were fake broke my heart. FML
Today, I found out that the person who has been stalking me has also been stalking someone else. I got upset. It seems it took being stalked to make me feel good about myself. FML
Today, I had a stranger scream at me that I was a whore and I was trying to steal her boyfriend. She then said my full name, stating my previous hair colour, my recent activities and that her boyfriend had been my year nine dance partner. I officially have a stalker. FML
Today, I spent 30 minutes listening to my crush complain about a stalker that's been sending her flowers and love poems almost every week. It's me. FML
Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML
Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML
Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML
Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML
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Top comments
cman85 1
so to start to change, the first thing you do is post it on a website...?
SvDxHaZe 0
So your a fat, ugly virgin who sits behind his computer all day?
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Comments (97)
Emwo 0
If you were describing yourself, holyshit you're stalking your friend.
ohhhhshizzz 0
Why the hell do you care that you are a virgin? Whatevs, Lose some weight, stop getting on the computer, go be with your friends, and deal with your life instead of complaining you made yourself this way, NOW you change it.
wafflemonger 0
1) Sympathy fail. 2) Your joke was tired and unfunny. 3) YDI, for the reasons described above.
TNEBlover 0
low selfesteme much??
ithedarkknight 0
thats good at least your able to admit you have a problem thats the first step... know all you have to do is act on it and change the things you dont like about yourself... you will be ok dude just work on changing some of those bad habits like you said sitting on your computer all day maybe loosing a couple pounds if you think your fat work on it dude...
BreezyPear 0
Oh, boo hoo fat ugly stalker, you freakin' derserve it.
beaverdogmouse 0
YDI for being a **** star.
locasocha 0
HAHAHAHAHAHA
photochick 0
HES not the stalker guys!!!.....the post is just worded really weird. i feel bad :(
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
this was a very poorly written FML. it's written so that one comes to the conclusion that the OP is the stalker. the OP is saying that the qualities he was describing the stalker to be like, resemble his own qualities. but I vote neither FYL or YDI; cause this is a stupid FML. -.-"
AdamGD 0
HahAhahahahahhahahahhahhahahhahahahahhahajhaha that is hilarious! Maybe you are the stalker? Just dont realize it