Today, I was taking my dog for a walk and forgot a bag to pick up his poop, since it's illegal to not pick it up in my town. Right as my dog started to take a dump, a cop car drove by and continued to watch me as I was forced to pick up the poop with my bare hands. FML
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Today, I was walking my dog when he decided to poop in the middle of a crosswalk during heavy traffic. We have very strict laws (and fines) so I frantically tried to pick it up while cars waited, honking and watching me struggle like I was in the worst street performance ever. FML
Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML
Today, I was picking up after my dog with a poo baggie over my hand, like a mitten. Too bad the bottom ripped open and my bare hand poked through it just as I grabbed a big handful of steaming dog turd. FML
Today, I was walking my aunt's dog to the park and I grabbed a few doggy bags to pick up the poop. As it turns out, the bag had a small unnoticeable hole in it, that grew bigger as I fit my hand through it. I ended up using my hand to pick up the poop and didn't realize it. FML
Today, today while walking my dog in a different part of town, a man ran screaming out of his house, and threw a plastic bag at me. It was dog poop. It was the first time I'd ever walked in front of his house with my dog. FML
Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML
Today, I was walking my dog and he stopped to take a crap. While he was doing his business, I saw something white coming out of his butt that just wouldn't budge. He started whimpering and I stepped in to help him. I pulled out an entire plastic bag. FML
Today, I was out walking my dog. After he took a dump, I went to pick it up but my glasses fell right in his poop. I didn’t have tissue, just the plastic bag. FML
Today, while walking my dog, I saw a hot guy so I tried to look chill. My dog chose that exact moment to take an enormous dump. I didn’t have any bags. The dude stared while I pretended to check my phone until he walked off. FML
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drkate25 30
I would've called out to him and asked if he had an extra evidence bag you could borrow
Capt_Oblivious 10
Caught brown handed weren't you.
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Comments (192)
DeBoss 8
That might have benn worth a fine instead :)
WeskersSexslave 15
morons they clearly forgotthe bag
BabyGirlJr1 11
Thats nasty and duisgusting
tdotjohn 1
Pffft ill take the fine plz and thank you
MDNative 6
i woulda told them cops to go **** themselves. i aint picking up shit(literally)
Czech_Zidane 14
I would like to see that. And then you being arrested or something like that - that is not something to tell a cop and go away with it - and it is good that it is so.
ballpython 15
Although the situation sucks and I do hope that you are not hurt, but that shit is kind of funny.
legendxs 20
Hey, why do governments make illegal, not to pick your pet's poop? I don't get it, the poop from the pets is a natural fertilizer and has positive effect if the pets are in a meadow somewhere. Not to mention, that it will decompose within a matter of maximum one day. Anyway, it was a funny situation OP, now I think you won't forget the bags anymore.
Keith1212 4
Really ? Illegal ? I let my dog take bear ***** on an old mans lawn each day and the police laugh and cheer
Geraldinehoney 11
Where I live they have a new dog park where they have free doggie bags for the poop
Taylor000 16
How is it illegal in your town?