Miscellaneous: Rush

Rush

By Embarassedd - 26/11/2009 05:01 - Canada

Today, my husband and I were at a wedding. When the DJ announced that the bar was open, my hubby was the only one to RUN to the bar while the other husbands stayed behind to dance with their wives, eyeing us in a weird way. FML

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You deserved it 4 463

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 01:36 - United States

Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 216

You deserved it 3 922

Missed the signs?

By Anonymous - 02/07/2022 04:00

Today, my husband and I visited a new bar in our city. It turned out to be a swingers sex club. He asked if we could stay and try it out, even though we were easily the oldest people there by about 30 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 855

You deserved it 179

By O0hdear - 27/08/2015 17:44 - United States - Humble

Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 553

You deserved it 32 642

By Asdf649 - 19/05/2012 04:17 - Canada - Burlington

Today, at my wedding, my husband's drunk friend admitted that the only reason my husband and I started dating was because he was dared. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 498

You deserved it 2 654

They're much more fun

By Anonymous - 19/08/2022 14:00

Today, my wife and I had our first night without kids in 15 years, at a friend's wedding. In the middle of a song, while we were dancing, she left me to go dance with her new "gay best friends." FML

I agree, your life sucks 947

You deserved it 154

Dirty dancing

By Fiesta - 17/08/2022 04:00 - United States

Today, we were at a wedding reception. I had to explain to my husband why it’s inappropriate for another woman to dance with her butt gyrating on his crotch. He insists it was “harmless dancing” and to stop being a “party pooper.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 994

You deserved it 207

By wellthisisawkward80 - 06/11/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole, giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me, I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 641

You deserved it 17 988

Hit and miss

By Jane. R - 16/06/2021 20:00

Today, a guy was hitting on me when I was at a café. I told him I was married, but it didn't deter him, so I told him to go away. Later, my husband came home from work with his boss for dinner and sure enough, it was the same guy who was hitting on me. Suffice to say, it was one awkward dinner night. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 243

You deserved it 72

Work husbands and work wives

By Sleeping at my parents tonight - 28/06/2023 15:00

Today, I went to my husband’s work party where employees could bring a plus one. There, I met the colleague he talks so much about. She looked noticeably disappointed and said to my husband, “Wife?! You told me you were single!” We’ve been married for 7 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 450

You deserved it 133

By holycrap - 03/03/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, the bartender pulled me aside and told me that she saw my date slip something into my drink. Who was my date? My husband of four years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 884

You deserved it 2 806

FromCFL 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 14:54

The other guys were just jealous that your husband has the balls to do what they wished they could do.

rontifu_fml 2

Thursday 26 November 2009 12:16

You could've followed him, drink lots of alcohol and spend this quality time alone with your husband, while others were busy dancing. Heh, it's free alcohol after all!

Comments

athame1983 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 17:01

omg lighten up you sound like a total shrew maybeeee he wanted to have a good time and enjoy himself instead of kissing your ass all day you could have joined him..... if you were the bride i mightve felt bad for you but you sound like a whiny bitch

greenltrn2003 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 17:04

did he yell "FIRST!"?

BlueJay182 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 21:01

lol @ 29. OP deserves it for spelling 'embarrassed' wrong.

Clay_man 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 17:11

It wasafter his wedding. He was probably getting something to help settle himself.

cindybuzz 5

Thursday 26 November 2009 17:19

Pfffft shoulda joined him. I know if that was me and my bloke, we'd be racin to it.

lostfaithinpppl 19

Thursday 26 November 2009 18:14

OP, stop bitching. If you don't like your husband's behavior then get rid of him. Stop complaining about your own choice of mate. It's pathetic!

splitsides 4

Thursday 26 November 2009 18:22

Wow. I love how everyone's like, "OMG FREE BOOZE! I WOULD DO THE SAME!" It's quite obvious most of the people here are teenagers or people in their early twenties. FYI, there's a time to grow up. The way her husband acted was embarrassing and pathetic. As an adult, he should really be over this phase by now.

splitsides 4

Thursday 26 November 2009 19:35

No, I don't drink, but even people I know who do still think it's quite sad to see adults going ******* crazy over alcohol.

ElMundio87 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 19:36

#36 Don't get your panties in a twist Buzz Killington

Jenny444_fml 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 20:36

I don't know but in canada its a legal age at 18 and judging by the way she said hubby which i hear a lot coming from 15-25 year olds mouth i don't think he is older than her so based on that he is still in that phase. Its other peoples preference and if he and 99% of FML commenters would run after booze let them haha Obviously you have different opinions and is the most mature here so i would not expect much from the people here (NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE HERE)

sterlbott2 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 19:34

Your husband would be my hero, if he had divorced you.

FHGrif 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 20:56

I would if I was called "hubby". he is a man not a small poodle.

Emperor_Jim 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 23:14

Seriously! Who the **** refers to their spouse as a "hubby"? I thought only tabloids did that. Did you talk about it afterwords with your "gal pals"? You make me ******* sick. YDI.