Customers, Awkward and Kids: Rude boy

Rude boy

By Anonymous - 08/02/2015 19:16

Today, while shopping with my 6-year-old daughter, she said, "Mommy, remember you wanna get duck tape!" A middle-aged guy nearby scoffed and told her, "DUCT, not DUCK. Dumb cunt." I ended up having to drive my bawling daughter home, with no shopping. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2014 22:42 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML

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By john doe - 07/12/2013 17:29 - United States - Portland

Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML

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By Dammit... - 20/11/2010 02:45 - United States

Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 14:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, I went grocery shopping with my toddler. At the checkout, I realized that I forgot my wallet at home. As I frantically searched my purse, my toddler shouted, "Mommy, do we need this?" and held up a box of condoms she'd grabbed from a nearby shelf. Everyone stared. FML

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By Ari - 08/09/2018 23:30

Today, my daughter couldn't find a hair tie and thought a piece of duct tape would be a perfectly fine substitute. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 00:37 - United States - Plano

Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML

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By tbree - 19/09/2014 22:38 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML

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Sketchy-looking dude

By NinjaTurtle93 - 17/02/2021 21:30

Today, I overheard a lady tell her child in a store that, “If you don’t stop crying, I’ll tell that guy over there to take you away.” She was referring to me. FML

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Welshite 39

Monday 9 February 2015 0:17

I still call it duck tape because I use it to tape the mouths of quacking idiots like that guy. What a bird brain.

devildog562 33

Monday 9 February 2015 0:17

You should have popped that douche in his mouth . Any guy that talks like that deserves an ass whooping.

Comments

To_Die_For 7

Monday 9 February 2015 18:27

Is he that upset over duct tape being called duck tape? Man this guy needs a life. Pretty evident if he is picking on a 6 year old. gesh...

MVPK2010 13

Monday 9 February 2015 19:07

I would've knocked the guy out

Aldengr 0

Monday 9 February 2015 19:18

To the assholementioned above: It is called duck tape becauseit was invented by the army and contracted to a company called 'duck' (they made water-proofing products). Duck tape has never been intended for HVAC systems because the extreme temperatures will cause glue failure. Dumb ****

Antivist 13

Monday 9 February 2015 19:54

What an asshole! ;-;

blueyes96 5

Monday 9 February 2015 20:17

that guy was a ass and u should've. told him off for calling ur daughter a **** i know i would've

nitemastr15 17

Monday 9 February 2015 20:23

Screw him because there is a brand called DUCK tape. it even has a duck on it so **** him and gis duct.

lovemybabies3 3

Monday 9 February 2015 20:36

wtf who ould say that to a 6 year old ?

badgercheese94 16

Monday 9 February 2015 21:06

Who calls a 6 year old a ****? Besides, megacunts...

coolbeansbruh 13

Monday 9 February 2015 22:46

What an asshole!! I would have chewed him out and punched him in the balls!

newyearstandup 13

Monday 9 February 2015 23:01

What kind of person talks like that to a six year old. I loathe that word being said about anything, let alone to an innocent child. Who cares if she said it wrong? Does it really matter in the grand scheme of things? Some people really need to get a life and watch their potty mouths. Oh and if it were me, I would have given him a serve back. I hope OP did. Hope your little girl is okay OP!