Weddings, My ex and Love: Rubbing it in - FML

Rubbing it in

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got an invitation to my ex-boyfriend's wedding. We broke up because he "didn't believe in marriage." FML

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Burner2K0 0

Monday 1 June 2009 23:51

What an ass.

blue16 0

Monday 1 June 2009 23:52

he's a hyprocrite

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peanut_gallery 2

Tuesday 2 June 2009 1:43

FYL He's a jagoff for sending you an invite. He likely wanted to rub it in. Sorry. :(

rauj13 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 1:36

I don't believe in marriage, but if the woman I love wants to, I'll do it with a pre-nup.

blahblahlifesux 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 1:45

why is he inviting you to his wedding? if you two were still friends shouldn't you have known about it? that sucks though, he's an ass

Syn_fml 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 1:40

May I recommend being a nun? It's not like you will lose your virginity anyways.

krisFrAnHeehar 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 1:39

#14, she's not desperate your just an ignorant asshole, go suck your dick Get back at him, tell his fiancee :P hehehe

dancin303 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 1:39

probably she's pregnet and doesnt believe in abortion and bam he's forced into marriage. but i could be wrong just a guess. and hun you obv not ment for eachother

Christineiscool 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 1:41

You should crash the wedding :)

kewlz323 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 1:52

aww poor girl.. what an ass.

0neiros 14

Tuesday 2 June 2009 1:55

Show up at the wedding with Another HOT GIRL, Go up to him and thank him for making you realize you were gay, Tell him how hot you and your friend think the bride is, and then you and the other girl spend the rest of the time and reception Staring at her and licking your lips. Or just send the invitation back with the Words **** OFF written in Blood.

paintergirl12 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 1:58

ouch. that sucks. #70, those are some immature solutions

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