Weird, Awkward and Intimacy: Roommates from hell, part 350125 - FML

Roommates from hell, part 350125

By Escape! - 03/02/2009 21:38 - United States

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my porn addicted roommate watching a gynecology exam online. He asked me to watch it with him. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 25/09/2013 21:33 - United Kingdom

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Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML

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By anon - 25/10/2010 05:42 - United States

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Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML

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Just a movie

By IzzMeister - 15/12/2019 20:00 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my uncle watching porn. I realized that it was porn featuring my boyfriend, and he told me that the girl in it was "just a friend". FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 20:16 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

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Now watching

By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

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Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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Dude, WTF?

By Chad - 03/06/2023 03:00 - United States - San Diego

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Today, I walked in on my roommate mid-wank because I didn’t knock before opening the door. Why was he in my room and using my computer? FML

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By burb - 25/09/2013 19:23 - Germany - Berlin

Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML

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Caught red-handed

By Anonymous - 20/05/2020 17:00

Today, my husband walked in on me while I was masturbating and watching porn (yes women do it too). Now he thinks I’m unsatisfied with him or our sex life. All I wanted was a quick release. FML

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Classic Dave

By Sarahir - 29/04/2020 05:00

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Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2010 15:40 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend watching a home made sex tape he had previously made with his ex-girlfriend. What's worse than him jerking off to it? He was crying and hugging a pillow. FML

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Top comments

blinkingstarlet 15

Monday 30 March 2009 7:31

its alarming to me that nobody's asked this question yet... WHY IS A GYNECOLOGIST EXAM POSTED ONLINE?? and is the patient aware?! that's just creepy and weird. get a new roommate lol. FYL absolutely.

TJ_fml 0

Friday 20 February 2009 2:20

Yeah, you should probably knock first if he is addicted to ****. That one is totally your fault.

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SgtSchadenfreude 0

Monday 30 March 2009 8:49

Dude, it's footage of a guy getting PAID 100K a year to prod the pudenda of consenting females. It's the ultimate male fantasy! If you don't find that arousing, maybe you need a gynecologist! ;-)

withered 30

Saturday 27 January 2018 23:14

You're aroused by that? What are you, a sheltered teenager in puberty that gets aroused by seeing other people's ankles? It's a medical examination. I cannot fathom what would be sexual about it. Unless you have some huge fetish on doctors, then I guess you are looking forward to your prostate exam.

deannababy 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 1:16

wtf?! that's actually really sick and really weird. If you watch an exam to get horny, that's just sad. Get a girl.

derrickman5 3

Thursday 25 June 2009 5:57

thats just wrong

HarperGirl 4

Tuesday 24 November 2009 16:22

Wow and i thought i had some sick friends

terriibabiiix23 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 2:59

that's DIGUSTING ! your roomate is a pervert.

hornyrabbit12 8

Sunday 24 June 2012 1:43

No dip shit

bobmandude 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 22:52

He went THAT far? wow. That guy is nuts. (pun not intended)

romaz 0

Friday 18 June 2010 0:54

i'm sorry; what's a gynecologist exam?

campbellshayla73 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 18:19

a gynecoligist is a ****** doctor & they do exams to see if evrythings ok

Alye22 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 8:14

I love how you described it as "****** doctor" xD

campbellshayla73 0

Monday 16 August 2010 6:22

way othr way is there 2 describe it?

ugwmii 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 8:03

wow. **** must really be his thing

Rainbowjumper0 12

Friday 24 December 2010 6:30

Ew!! Get a new roommate??

zendaddy0 0

Monday 14 March 2011 5:09

Internet rule #34 there's a **** of it no exceptions

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Today, I called a taxi after a night of partying. When it arrived, I realised I had no cash, so I told the driver I'd quickly grab some from an ATM. He made me leave my phone with him as collateral in case I was pulling a prank. He drove off the moment I turned my back. FML

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Today, I was on my way home on an airplane. The guy I had to sit next to was reading a book with naked girls in it. About 15 minutes into the flight, he had an erection and started to giggle. It was a 2 hour flight. FML

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Today, I discovered my friends have contests to see who can photoshop my pictures to make them even uglier. FML

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Today, I was rock climbing. I had my equipment on and I saw a really cute girl. I went for the hardest climb in the gym, and while jumping up to grab the rock, I simultaneously farted, missed the rock, fell to the mat and broke my arm in the process. FML

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Today, I simultaneously learned that fracturing your penis is a thing that can happen while my wife fractured mine in the middle of some rough reverse cowgirl. My penis is now black and blue with an almost 90 degree bend, and to make it worse the ambulance guys thought it was funny. FML

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