Today, I was working the night shift at the hotel I'm employed at. After checking in a young couple to the room above the main office, I was forced to listen to them having it off for most of the night, serving a very loud reminder that I've been single for five years. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, for the second day in a row, I got to hear both of my roommates having sex, through two closed doors and a hallway. This is as I hit my thirtieth month of involuntary celibacy. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
Today, while cleaning the bathroom in a suite at the hotel I work at, I heard a couple come in, and then a marriage proposal. She said no, that she had been seeing someone else and left the room. I was then alone in the bathroom, listening to a grown man sob. FML
Today, I stayed late at work. While I was getting coffee from the pantry, one of the cleaners came into the break room with her boyfriend, who then proposed marriage. I was reluctant to interfere so I kept quiet, until I clearly heard them start having sex, all while I was trapped clutching my coffee jar. FML
Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
Today, I got back to my hotel at the same time as my supervisor and realized we had rooms right next to each other. I thought it was funny and said good night to him… only to remember that I had slept with HIS boss last night. We were not quiet. FML
Today, I had a night shift as a front desk clerk in a nice hotel. Even with 2 years experience, I truly wasn't ready for what was about to happen. From a burned hand by boiling water to unpaid rooms via a guest identification scandal at 3 a.m., everything that could go wrong did. FML
Today, my landlord sent me a text asking me to please keep it down because our loud Wednesday night sex sessions are disturbing other tenants in the building. Wednesday is my night shift every week so my wife is home alone, or at least I thought she was. FML
Today, it's been three days since I started working 12-hour night shifts. My neighbors have now decided to renovate their house. They're focusing on the rooms sharing my wall. FML
Today, I was awoken at 3am by hotel management to tell me they received complaints about me from every room within 30 yards of mine, including from the floors above and below me. What was my crime? Snoring loud enough to rattle windows on the other side of the building. FML
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Top comments
JoshTheMaggot 8
get ure ass up there and join in on the fun.
Gibby_fml 0
hahaha. next time dont book the young couple to right above the office.
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Comments (66)
alphaxzero 0
"hotel" and you can hear them above you? are you sure you dont work at a motel?
Ttotherav 0
its your job! thats what hotels are for
monkye_fml 0
If you could hear them from below I'm sure you're not the only one in the hotel who got to hear it.
Asstazztic 8
Tttherav that's not the only use of hotels but it's my favorite ;) lol
KurouTenshi 0
x) I did that once. got to make use of the "Do Not Disturb" sign, and we went at it for hours~ then the complaints rolled in :o
jjmjenni 0
That really sux ass
Repttar 0
boner
happyinrl 0
I'm 10 months single and no complaining
pfunk129 1
don't hotels have a hidden camera in certain rooms?
Talksyic 0
Yeah, FYL OP, but look on the bright side: at least you don't have to clean that pukeworthy room. Hotel rooms are so icky!
1zinzanzin 0
ever heard of paying for some