Today, I was going through my old MSN conversations. I then realized that when I first got MSN, I didn't know that messages you sent after people went offline would be delivered to them when they signed in. I used to type 'I love you' to my crush after every time he went offline. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I signed in my msn messenger. Everyone in my friends list apparently changed their status to 'busy' or 'away' when they saw me online, including my crush. FML
Today, I was trying to find my first message on Facebook. As I was reaching the bottom, I saw a message from my old crush. It contained a paragraph confessing her love for me and asking me to write back. Don't know how I missed that one. FML
Today, I was talking to my crush on MSN. She was telling me how her friend had passed away recently. I had two chats open and accidentally replied, "That's hilarious." FML
Today, I clicked on a shortcut that I'd made years ago, not remembering what it was. It sent a message to my ex, who I’m in no contact with, which said, “I love you.” FML
Today, I logged on to MSN for the first time in a month. In under 10 minutes, I found out that my little sister had changed my screen name to Jake the Weiner, told my friend that he should "suck my d***" and sent an email to all my contacts declaring my love for my best friend. FML
Today, I typed a vulnerable “I miss you” text to my ex at 1 a.m., stared at it, and meant to delete it. Instead I hit send… to our old family group chat, which still had his mother and my aunt in it. My phone blew up with dumb sympathy, a single eggplant emoji from my cousin, and a lecture from his mom. FML
Today, the girl I've been hitting on for months on MSN and that I'm about to meet told me "I know you are in love, and you know I'm not". Erm, no, I didn't know. FML
Today, I was online and I saw a friend that I hadn't talked to in two years come online. I IM'ed him, only for him to respond, "I haven't responded to any messages of yours in over a year. Most people would get the hint." FML
Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML
Today, I picked up my computer which had been at the repair shop for two weeks. I quickly logged on to MSN to talk to the girl who I'd been hitting on for weeks. Her profile picture was a photo of herself with her new boyfriend. FML
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totallytrucked 0
ME TOO!!! He never said a thing.
plethora 3
Actually, with earlier versions of MSN, offline messages weren't delivered. You couldn't even talk to someone appearing offline.
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Comments (188)
poopooface 0
Ahaha. Depends when you first got MSN.. Like #4 said, earlier versions didn't let you send offline messages. Well um... NOW you know? :)
meaganwas 0
Mooooderately creepy.
WAY_fml 0
i did this too. and she was my best friend. and i went on to say how i wanted to do things sexually this was when i first go it and a while ago and i cant remember if offline messages existed back then. she never said anything but....
babez_fml 0
ahh burnn
Gawain_fml 0
Wow, that's pathetic and just screams that you spend your Saturday nights sitting alone in front of your computer popping your zits and picking outfits on the internet for your cats to wear.
emILYforever 0
your such a retard. you probarbly do that yourself.
BigLord 0
Please tell us WHEN did you get msn, the suspense is killing me. It DOES make a difference because before, offline messages didn't get delivered at all.
genius_man16 1
lawl, just lawl
citylights 0
hahahaha! wow that sucks.
littlemuffet 0
Aw that's cute, as long as you were in elementary school.
happinessNmisery 0
#15 is a jackass i feel so bad for you, because it sounds like something that would happen to me.