Today, I was going through my old MSN conversations. I then realized that when I first got MSN, I didn't know that messages you sent after people went offline would be delivered to them when they signed in. I used to type 'I love you' to my crush after every time he went offline. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I signed in my msn messenger. Everyone in my friends list apparently changed their status to 'busy' or 'away' when they saw me online, including my crush. FML
Today, I was trying to find my first message on Facebook. As I was reaching the bottom, I saw a message from my old crush. It contained a paragraph confessing her love for me and asking me to write back. Don't know how I missed that one. FML
Today, I was talking to my crush on MSN. She was telling me how her friend had passed away recently. I had two chats open and accidentally replied, "That's hilarious." FML
Today, I clicked on a shortcut that I'd made years ago, not remembering what it was. It sent a message to my ex, who I’m in no contact with, which said, “I love you.” FML
Today, I logged on to MSN for the first time in a month. In under 10 minutes, I found out that my little sister had changed my screen name to Jake the Weiner, told my friend that he should "suck my d***" and sent an email to all my contacts declaring my love for my best friend. FML
Today, I typed a vulnerable “I miss you” text to my ex at 1 a.m., stared at it, and meant to delete it. Instead I hit send… to our old family group chat, which still had his mother and my aunt in it. My phone blew up with dumb sympathy, a single eggplant emoji from my cousin, and a lecture from his mom. FML
Today, the girl I've been hitting on for months on MSN and that I'm about to meet told me "I know you are in love, and you know I'm not". Erm, no, I didn't know. FML
Today, I was online and I saw a friend that I hadn't talked to in two years come online. I IM'ed him, only for him to respond, "I haven't responded to any messages of yours in over a year. Most people would get the hint." FML
Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML
Today, I picked up my computer which had been at the repair shop for two weeks. I quickly logged on to MSN to talk to the girl who I'd been hitting on for weeks. Her profile picture was a photo of herself with her new boyfriend. FML
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totallytrucked 0
ME TOO!!! He never said a thing.
plethora 3
Actually, with earlier versions of MSN, offline messages weren't delivered. You couldn't even talk to someone appearing offline.
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Comments (188)
eschreib 0
haha oops ive done that too... and i didnt know until this FML
jules96_fml 0
haha thats so funny sounds like something i would do but i know better . . . .
cyxx 0
hahahaha! That isn't creepy, it's really cute, assuming that these conversations are from like 7th grade ... Like someone else said, it's just like the digital version of drawing initials in a heart or something. Harmless middle school crushing.
kattfish 0
Hahaha fail!
bioclock 0
That is so damn cute! And #78 is right. There's nothing creepy about someone being too shy to share their feelings with a crush. You guys all need to calm the **** down. Now, if she had wrote something really sexually explicit or something else that is completely inappropriate, then yes, it would be creepy. But I love you? Come on. I did the same thing, and I'm certainly not crazy and obsessive, and never have been. It's completely innocent.
alewares 0
"Messages you send will be delivered when they sign in. E-mail this contact instead | Add a mobile number for this contact" -fp-
poopy910 8
awh im sorry that sucks.i was new to msn and my cousin signed off, our family's are fueding so i typed in,"your just a stuck up motherfucking bitch" she told my uncle, my uncle told my mom. i got grounded lol
sleepless15_p 0
Lol I would go on a date with you just for that, even if I was not that into you .
BigLord 0
#90 lolol, now THAT's a minor FML. Heh, I'll suppose #23 is the OP... This means you don't have to worry, I think offline messages only appeared late 2007.
clefairycynthia 0
LOLOL, I used to do that all the time, untill after like the 20th time he finally wrote back. I was so embarrassed..