Today, at work one of my co-worker was oddly nice to me; and my boss, who usually always says hi to me, didn't look or speak to me. Later that day I found out that I was going to be fired, not because my boss told me but because my picture was missing from the wall of employees. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
Today, I found out that my company used a nice photo of my coworkers and me for their corporate website, in efforts to make their office seem fun and relaxed. This wouldn't be so bad if they hadn't just fired every single person in the photo, myself included. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my boss came into the office asked how I was doing and seemed totally normal and happy, then said, "I have to let you go. I heard some bad things about you." He wouldn't tell me what he heard, or from whom. FML
Today, I was doing a presentation in front of my boss. On the last slide, someone had put a picture of a man's cock. I later found out it was my boss who did it. It was his "good reason" to fire me. FML
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, I was getting lunch at a fast food restaurant. My boss was in front of me, and in order to get on his good side I offered to pay. Instead, I got fired because I guess my boss assumed I was making fun of his salary, which I knew nothing about. FML
Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML
Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML
Today, my boss fired me because a coworker had seen me reading magazines on the job. That same coworker was the one who offered me the magazine. FML
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wellinever 5
There's no good way to find out you lost your job, but that was a pretty bad way. Good luck in your job search.
jchansfan 0
You should have put a new picture of yourself up, extra points if you flipped off the camera in it! :D
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Comments (16)
omghehehe 0
sorry :( ....... spineless prick! one door closes, another will open
pokeroots 0
Wrongful termination sue his ass
gemhall_19 0
Today, I brought home this very shy girl I really like. Not ten minutes in my mother gets home from a colonoscopy. She enters my room, looks at the girl, smiles and says "yep, I definitely sharted" and walks away laughing. Now this girl wont even look at me. FML
ABarrelHorseGirl 8
When people that break up over text grow up.....
Callinebo 10
dat sucks op. your boss needs to grow up