okay then
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Avon Lake, United States
Reasoning
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he found out my birthday is the same day as his, and he thinks we are twins who were separated at birth. FML
Top comments
raphanne_fml 33
Riiight. Because out of all the people in the world, and with only 365 days in a year, nobody is going to have the same birthday as him.
Wolvander88 19
Good riddance, OP. Imagine the consequences if it had led to hypothetical inbreeding.
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Comments (91)
BadApple88 29
what a dumb ass
lishajoy777 14
Was he dropped on his head when he was a baby?
JanisEvans 10
Not dropped, thrown.
kozzard 17
then dropkicked
cBlackout 13
OP, I'm sure I'm not the first one to break this to you, but your ex boyfriend is an idiot worthy of the Billy Madison treatment.
photoquilty 6
Or that's the reason he gave you, but there's something else going on. Regardless, you're better off without this particular guy!
ambitiousnygrl 17
haha! I think his name is Dumber! But OP you have to admit that's some coincidence!
buckdharma 38
Chin up op. Maybe you can date his brother from another mother.
andiw 6
My opinion... He doesn't want to buy you anything for valentines day! Typical guy move!
BlackPhenom 9
Call it a hunch but I think you're better off.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
What an asshole, abandoning his twin sister! Seriously OP, lucky you didn't have kids with him.
KareBear7364 5
that sucks :/ having the same bday with a significant other would be so romantic. too bad he didn't see it that way...sorry op