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okay then This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Avon Lake, United States

Reasoning

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he found out my birthday is the same day as his, and he thinks we are twins who were separated at birth. FML

Collection

Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

Top comments

Riiight. Because out of all the people in the world, and with only 365 days in a year, nobody is going to have the same birthday as him.

Good riddance, OP. Imagine the consequences if it had led to hypothetical inbreeding.

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How did you two just find out when eachother a birthday, you were dating, you should know these things

You really know how to pick them!

He must be the retarded twin?

It would be funny if you were siblings

So you got together before knowing the little things like birthdays? Am I the only one who finds his logic to not be the issue here?

Really? Smh what an idiot! doesn't he know that there are so many people in the world who share the same birthday? So I guess a lot of us are related huh? he's a genius...

He was your boyfriend before he knew your birthday? Seems kind of out of order to me

Yes that makes complete sense, special needs child the two of you I take it?

Ok that's a stupid reason

maybe he didn't have enough money for a valentines day gift