okay then
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Avon Lake, United States
Reasoning
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he found out my birthday is the same day as his, and he thinks we are twins who were separated at birth. FML
Top comments
raphanne_fml 33
Riiight. Because out of all the people in the world, and with only 365 days in a year, nobody is going to have the same birthday as him.
Wolvander88 19
Good riddance, OP. Imagine the consequences if it had led to hypothetical inbreeding.
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Comments (91)
EvilUndead 9
He's either stupid or is lying. Anyway, tell them that there are DNA tests to determine (blood) relationships, so if he's willing to pay it is possible to take one of those.
Mohanish_mishra 3
chil ho jaoooooo
akiahara 14
Don't taint the gene pool, let this gem move on.
ViviMage 40
There are 490,000 babies born in the world on an average day, 10,650 from the US. He must have a big family with all those brothers and sisters all separated at birth! I'm sure something like you two were born in different states or haven't wished the same grandma happy birthday would prove a point! Show your birth certificate to him, if you want to try to get back with him!
DanielleinDC 34
I wouldn't want to get back together with anyone that stupid. OP is better off without him. Millions of babies are born every day, and many of them are not related at all.
actingpickle09 3
I think you dodged a bullet there.
KM96 24
Right ... Okay so what about the other million odd people who also share your birthday around the world?
JBSConCarne 1
sorry had to say you deserved it for dating an idiot
dessicakez 7
That's stupid, my brother and his girlfriend have the same birthday and they make it a special alone day for themselves. Why can't y'all do that?
v1kt4r 13
Anyone else think this is a ploy to get out of Valentines day...
chasity_27 2
How is he your boyfriend and am just now finding out when your birthday is?! That conversation hasn't come up before?