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okay then This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Avon Lake, United States

Reasoning

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he found out my birthday is the same day as his, and he thinks we are twins who were separated at birth. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Riiight. Because out of all the people in the world, and with only 365 days in a year, nobody is going to have the same birthday as him.

Good riddance, OP. Imagine the consequences if it had led to hypothetical inbreeding.

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How long after you started going out did it take you to realise you had the same birthday...?

You're better off without him! Find a guy who actually has some common sense!

Perhaps he wanted to avoid inbreeding and the potentially cripplingly stupid offspring you would have produced. No doubt the irony is lost on him.

Definitely a FYL. But atleast you weren't dating that long, well that would be my assumption as he only just found out when your birthday is.

Well there's always that possibility, but that's a very slim chance lol, FYL OP. Edit: And how can you be a couple and not know each others birthdays, unless it had only been like a day or something? Just a thought to put out there.....

You can't want to be an idiot like him. Move on is better

the only thing separated at birth was his brain from his spinal cord

You can get better!