Reality check

By DerrickUhl - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Napa

Today, I finally turned 21, so my friends and I decided to go to a club. There, I met this hot waitress and we were really hitting it off. I ordered a drink. She replied, "No problem, kiddo." FML
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KBeatz 5

Don't want to be the bearer of bad news man but she's a waitress. I'm pretty sure she always "hits it off" with guys: more tips.

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TarieBoo 2

obviously if she was still getting you your drink she doesnt really think youre a kiddo?

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Namenlos_fml 20

Ouch. Denied! Welcome to the big leagues, kid. Better luck next time.

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ashbaby2014 5

Go cry about it at least you got your ******* drink

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S_K_I_L_L_S 0

In the gta its only 19, why not come hear??

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fuzzywolf 8

I think we've all established, this is not a FML, merely a ML

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mrniko 0

Okay, and? Kiddo is commonly used amongst the public, I call my dad kiddo, there's no age group associated with the word.

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Davick 0

question were you wearing cloths that a high school kid would wear.

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amandalillian 27

Maybe she thinks of it as a form of endearment?

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annalily5 28

I call everyone "kid" out of habit, even guys older than me. Don't worry about it.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Were you more upset that she called you kiddo or that she didn't card you?

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