Scary and Miscellaneous: Ready to rumble

Ready to rumble

By Anonymous - 12/03/2010 02:04 - United States

Today, I thought a pipe was going to burst in my shower because it was making such a loud rumbling so I called my boyfriend freaking out telling him I didnt know what to do. After taking a second to look a little harder, I realized it was my vibrating razor against the shower wall. FML

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Same thing different taste

By nottililgirl - 04/09/2009 03:24 - United States

Today, after taking a shower, I noticed a weird noise and asked my husband about it. "I think it's in the walls," I told him. After careful inspection, he simply turned off the electric razor I had just used to shave my legs and gave me 'that' look. I had beaten him in an IQ test not 24 hours prior. FML

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Slippery when wet

By Ulysse - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I bought a new electric razor. I tried it, and washed it. I started to shake it in order to get rid of the water. It was pretty slippery, and it exploded onto the floor of my bathroom. The warranty doesn't cover this, I guess. FML

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By needanewphone - 22/01/2012 22:03 - United States

Today, while I was getting ready to take a shower, I placed my phone on the counter next to the toilet. While I was washing my hair, someone called me. My phone was on vibrate, so I didn't hear it until it vibrated off the counter and into the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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By Anon O'Mous - 02/01/2012 15:38 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower at the gym when hearing a loud popping noise. Surprised and startled, I jumped and slipped, hitting my head against the shower wall that left a small gash. The pop noise was just someone blowing bubbles from their gum. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2017 01:00 - Australia - Stretton

Today, I was in the shower washing my hair when my hand ran down the shower caddy and in particular, on my razor. If I wasn't woozy from all the blood splatter around the shower - seeing the bone that connects my finger definitely did it. FML

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By Ferniferousfern - 20/08/2018 18:30

Today, I sat down to use the bathroom after a long day of work. My toilet, however, had other plans, as a spontaneous, ear shattering crack flooded the entire bathroom, soaking the outer carpet and shorting out my bathroom scale. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 14:37 - United States

Today, when I got home from work, my fiancé was finishing up with the plumber who had just installed new fixtures for our shower. I decided that I was going to be the first to break it in. I went to the bathroom, got undressed and went to start the water. The OTHER plumber was still in there. FML

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This old house

By Anonymous - 31/08/2022 16:00

Today, the smoke alarm went off while I was in the shower. Fearing a house fire, I jumped out and ran out, wearing just a tiny towel that barely covered my modesty, only to realize that water was coming through the ceiling and on to the smoke alarm, via a leak in the shower tray. FML

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You deserved it 125

Panic! In the Bathroom

By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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lillypilly35 0

Friday 12 March 2010 10:23

a vibrating razor?? WTF??!!

flipster916 0

Friday 12 March 2010 9:11

.....I then later found out it was my vibrator not my razor....

Comments

bossiercitybeast 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 0:18

my name is Brandon and I live in bossier city. and that is all for now

CannibAlexx 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 1:53

It's people like you that make everyone think women have no common sense...

raainingskittles 1

Saturday 13 March 2010 2:15

Why would you have a vibrating razor in your bathtub?!?! I didn't even know they had those...

Juicy1029 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 3:05

Yeah a vibrating razor would seem pretty 'sketchy' to me also, if I didn't have one! haha Its a double headed razor one end is a normal razor and the other one is a vibrating bikini trimmer.

canzo378 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 3:51

vibrating razor......???

vollyball921 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 3:52

lol I cudd c myself doin tht lol

beccaishereyay 11

Saturday 13 March 2010 4:32

I don't u derstand anymore. I think this should have stopped with my comment

loski87 4

Saturday 13 March 2010 5:50

I never understood the point of a vibrating razor

melaniiePoxxx 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 4:24

LOOOOOL I did that tooo!

kcooldude550 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 22:52

Today, my girlfriend who doesn't know how to deal called me freaking out that her pipe was rumbling, already on my way over to help her she tells me it was just her vibrating razor blade hitting the wall, FML.