Today, I walked into a room to help a patient get ready for bed. Except she already was in bed, with two other male patients. I work in a retirement home. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had to break up a fist fight between two female residents. I work in a retirement home. FML
Today, I was installing TVs in a hospital. When I knocked on a door, a female voice asked me to come in. I opened the door to see an 80 year old woman standing in front of me, naked. She then complained when I hesitated to help her to put some clothes on. FML
Today, I had to rush home from work to help my parents, who are both wheelchair users, because they were having sex and fell between the bed and the wall. With both of them unable to walk, they were stuck there, so the first thing I saw walking into their room was mom's bum hole staring at me. FML
Today, while working at a nursing home, I was alone in the station and figured I could sneak one out. It wound up being very loud, and I could hear the faint snickering of a patient in the next room. Every time he saw me for the rest of the day he would burst out laughing. FML
Today, I took a friend home from the hospital. She was on medication that made her drowsy. She fell onto her bed and asked me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on. She passes out and her roommate walks in and catches me undressing an unconscious girl. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML
Today, I was working at the hospital and it was very busy. Unthinking, I told a patient in a wheelchair to "sit tight" while I checked on something. He mocked me for the rest of his stay. FML
Today, I work as a RGN in an old victorian-style nursing home. Due to Covid-19, we've lost many residents, one passing just the night prior while I was with him. This morning, the TV turned on its own at nearly 4 a.m. in the lounge, and one of the HCAs reported stuff falling off in the corridor. FML
Today, at work at a psych hospital, I saw a lady get out of a Lyft with two other people. The lady went into the lobby, while the two other people went to admissions. I asked the lady in the lobby if she was lost or needed help finding admissions, thinking she was family of the other two. Turns out she works in a different building. FML
Today, I worked in a clinic as a intern. A nurse was called to dry a woman's hair. I followed her, trying to be a good intern. After the nurse was done, the 72 year old woman took off her bathrobe. While looking at me she sat down, her legs wide open. And, yes, she knew she was naked. FML
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Top comments
Red_Curls1995 28
Hey just because they're elderly doesn't mean they don't want to have a little fun.
MurphyGallagher 18
This is why I love the elderly, they give ZERO ***** :)
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Comments (77)
MariaGiovanni 25
She's old not obsolete! Let them have their fun.
MariaGiovanni 25
She's old not obsolete! Let them have their fun.
Double00 6
Girls just wanna have fun?
nickob96 25
Go granny!!!!
FelicityWishes 32
Well, gotta have fun before you die.
TheNewGuy03 29
Well, ya know, if you're gonna kick the bucket soon, might as well go out with a bang
WOTAN1488 24
"You clime obstacles like old people ****!"
WOTAN1488 24
Climb* dun ****** 'er up m8.. Gosh darn mobile device always jackin me up n sheeeit... XD
goat_boi 8
wow I guess nobody gets the full metal jacket reference
lostmongoose 23
It's all well and good that granny is getting some that doesn't mean op wants to see it. At the very least it's a very awkward thing to walk in on, even if these old people don't give a **** op has to see these people all the time, I know I would be more than a little embarrassed. On the bright side this is going to be a great story to scare new coworkers. Side note why is it that elderly people either have no ***** to give or are insane prudish? Where is the middle ground in these stereotypes?
jocamo 24
well my 80 yr old grandmother is kinda prudish, she was scandalized when my sister (19 at the time) said penis and wouldn't let my other sister watch Much Music at 14, but she has recently moved in with her 89 yr old boyfriend. Is that a good middle ground?
darshini_ii 24
Scarred for life
Nomaddict 14
Grannys gone wild? That's gross to have witnessed though, sorry OP