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By Anonymous - /
Thursday 24 December 2015 23:47 /
Australia - Adelaide
By Anonymous - /
Thursday 24 December 2015 18:06 /
United States - Kennewick
Today, my 4-year-old son is distraught. This morning we saw a man, dressed as Santa, passed out drunk on a public bench. My son is now convinced that it was his corpse, and that Santa Claus is dead. FML
By donguigeek /
Thursday 24 December 2015 04:32 /
France
By Anonymous - /
Thursday 24 December 2015 21:38 /
United States - Hackensack