Raise the mood

By leelee50 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, my on-and-off boyfriend of 8 years asked me to cheer him up. I told him that I'm in love with him. He said, "Oh, I just wanted a blowjob." FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 089
You deserved it 9 925
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Top comments

ifyouonlyknew77 0

You deserved it. No offense, but if you're "on and off" for 8 years, it's never gonna be "on" forever. Better to cut your losses and move on to a better guy.

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JustAGirl_fml 0

If the love thing hasn't been resolved after 8 years of being kind of together, then I don't think it will be. Move on to a grownup.

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cheerleader1313 0

holy shit, on and off for eight years? why are you even still with him?

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deadlycandii 0

lol..u should have but bite him

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crudeandrudeguy 29

Some things are just never acceptable, this is one of those things!!!

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michellekat 0

lmfao! this is hilarious im sorry but you dumb gurl ;)

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klutzyduck1 24

Not with that profile pic you don't. Only one reason that would be your pic on an Internet site, with random people looking at it. Don't get me wrong you a beautiful lady---I just thought the juxtaposition was funny.

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crudeandrudeguy 29

33 could be cruising for chicks, you never know ;-). Just hope

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Danielcremeans 0

You should gave him one,but stop half way through and dump his ass. Lmao!

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foxegrandpa 0

that would feel good right now :)

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i_love_fml_11 0

that sucks. i'd set some kind of time limit on the relationship. let him know that if it's not "on" within a certain time period or if you don't see yourselves together forever within a year or something that you're done. you can't go your whole life being on and off and you don't want to be the one that gets broken up with in a few years because he's found someone else.

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BLiNdZoRz 3

WOW! YOU LOVE HIM? That will make him feel SOOOO much better. You dipshit.

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b478 0

i like the way you think!

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look_its_me 0

wrong. op is pathetic if she can't get a real boyfriend in 8 years. I doubt she could do better

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