leelee50
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Raise the mood
Today, my on-and-off boyfriend of 8 years asked me to cheer him up. I told him that I'm in love with him. He said, "Oh, I just wanted a blowjob." FML
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ifyouonlyknew77 0
You deserved it. No offense, but if you're "on and off" for 8 years, it's never gonna be "on" forever. Better to cut your losses and move on to a better guy.
JustAGirl_fml 0
If the love thing hasn't been resolved after 8 years of being kind of together, then I don't think it will be. Move on to a grownup.
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Comments (33)
cacheson 42
Sounds like it will be "off" for now...
itsCUZimBLACK 6
He sounds like a real prince charming. You sure know how to pick 'em.
J15237 25
What a jerk. Please please move on from a guy like that. You truly deserve so much better.