Intimacy, Embarrassing, Awkward and Miscellaneous: Put the mouse back in the house, dude

Put the mouse back in the house, dude

By soulaar - 02/10/2015 14:22 - Vietnam - Dong Nai

Today, I was sitting outside in a pair of shorts. After about 15 minutes of getting weird looks from people, I realized my cock was sticking out of a hole that wasn't in my shorts when I put them on. FML

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By Sicko - 28/08/2010 23:52 - France

Today, it was really hot in my house so I pulled my shorts down so I was just in my boxers. My family and I were watching TV and I got a spontaneous erection. When I discreetly tried to pull my shorts back up, my penis flipped out of my boxers. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2013 16:07 - United States - Katy

Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 18:56 - United States

Today, I did my workout at the gym instead of at home as I usually do, since I'm paranoid about people seeing up my shorts. I told myself to get over it, because it's impossible. After my extensive workout, I realized that there was a hole in the crotch of my shorts. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2021 05:01

Today, I wore leggings without underwear. When I got in the car after a busy shopping day, I realized that my pubes had poked through the fabric and my bush was on the outside of my pants. FML

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By Embarrassed ass. - 23/10/2015 04:05 - United States - Oregon City

Today, while on a walk during lunch, I urgently needed to pee. Not thinking I could make it back to the office, I slipped into some bushes to relieve myself. As I was going, I looked to the side and saw two coworkers staring back at me. They were having sex, and I'm there with my dick out. Awkward. FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By tori210 - 15/08/2017 16:00

Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2020 23:06

Today, I took my dog out for his walk, only to find out that I had an extra bra hanging vertically out of my pants. Thankfully, the only person who saw me was the maintenance guy, who looked very confused, so I just smiled at him. I had no idea why, I only realized when the wind blew it against my leg and I saw my shadow. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2009 16:41 - Canada

Today, I woke up early to take my dog for a walk. I wore spandex shorts. I stopped to talk to several people I know and passed a group of hot construction workers who checked me out. I just got home and realized I have the biggest cameltoe I've ever seen in my life. FML

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By Sammylad - 07/09/2011 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

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GhostFox 33

Saturday 3 October 2015 1:25

There are these things called underwear, might wanna invest in a few of them. At least you didn't get arrested.

LeannaCarol 13

Saturday 3 October 2015 1:18

Holey crap

Comments

thatperson35423 15

Saturday 3 October 2015 16:32

Kinky I'm sorry I'll see myself put

BOBBYTHEPENIS 12

Saturday 3 October 2015 18:00

that explains the draft

vikky538 28

Saturday 3 October 2015 18:14

So who think has made the hole in shirts? Thats just stupid.

nillawafer13 13

Saturday 3 October 2015 19:49

What a 'dick' move :P

inolongercare 19

Saturday 3 October 2015 21:18

You couldn't feel the swift breeze?

fyvaprold 11

Saturday 3 October 2015 23:08

Was it sticking out in all its 3" glory?

LoveMyBoyz 9

Monday 5 October 2015 6:05

Pics or it didn't happen ;) hehe

anonymouse5000 12

Tuesday 6 October 2015 20:00

Is this like a riddle? The hole wasnt there when you put the pants on, but when yiu got outside there was a hole? Why?

kenwolfy 14

Saturday 10 October 2015 7:01

Why people be looking lol

louiswood 13

Tuesday 13 October 2015 4:28

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