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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, while watching Animal Planet, I realised my boyfriend uses the Dog Whisperer techniques on me. FML
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illmatic2 16
That's what happens when you're a bitch.
DocBastard 40
OP: I love you! Boyfriend: *scratches OP's ears* Such a good girl! OP: What the **** are you doing? Boyfriend: *hits OP's nose with newspaper* Bad girl! Bad girl! OP: Ooh yes, tell me I'm a bad girl!
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Jimboom 12
Maybe he would stop using those techniques on you if you started licking his balls and not his face.
Acousticpixie14 6
Something tells me she'd require some peanut butter in order for that to happen.
glenzhao2 16
^this^ XD
randomaccess745 0
hahaha nice one 17. and it'd have the added advantage of making it so she can't talk!
bman134 0
what's wrong with a calm assertive bf
Acousticpixie14 6
Well...whatever works [:
moosemonkey1000 6
your picture scares me.
clarissa_Gyall 0
dayummmmm a who dat? a wha dat? *shivers* imagine what it's like when she puts on makeup? :p
Rowdey 10
That chick is definitely hotter than you.. Even if she is a ginger..
CCCOMBOBREAKER 0
Damn you Doc. You outshine me in everything you do. You were always "The smarter one." or "The taller one." You dont know what it's like to live in your shadow. Even mother calls you "Favorite."
DocBastard 40
Boners, I've already contacted my lawyer.
wisericky 12
but hes your family...i think
missy1228 2
haha WTF lol
Hidan_fml 0
Tsst...
UTTU 0
More importantly, do they work? Inquiring minds need to know!
catfriend44 0
I though they only put dog whisperer on national geographic o.o
melpo 0
With Exercise, discipline, and affection- in that order?
mightymart 5
ydi for having as much wits as a dog