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Today, while watching Animal Planet, I realised my boyfriend uses the Dog Whisperer techniques on me. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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That's what happens when you're a bitch.

OP: I love you! Boyfriend: *scratches OP's ears* Such a good girl! OP: What the **** are you doing? Boyfriend: *hits OP's nose with newspaper* Bad girl! Bad girl! OP: Ooh yes, tell me I'm a bad girl!

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maybe you could use spelling tech too? lol

stay. stay. sit. GOOD GIRL

This sounds like an episode of South Park.

What like doggy style?

randiZ25 0

animal planet??? it's NatGeo where I'm from..

gusgus36 5

haha reminds me of the south park episode with cesar milan

CommonSenseKarma 17

She has a naturally dominating personality.

ThePostRater 0

Hoyuh

Autoshot 9

It's realized OP, not realised.

marilea236 0

I mean that's why they spelled it 'realised'