notagoodsign
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Netherlands
Protips
Today, while watching Animal Planet, I realised my boyfriend uses the Dog Whisperer techniques on me. FML
Top comments
illmatic2 16
That's what happens when you're a bitch.
DocBastard 40
OP: I love you! Boyfriend: *scratches OP's ears* Such a good girl! OP: What the **** are you doing? Boyfriend: *hits OP's nose with newspaper* Bad girl! Bad girl! OP: Ooh yes, tell me I'm a bad girl!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (131)
Chrispywind 0
it's holland you dumbass
Naanashakur 0
Damn, you Holland people are crazy
skinnydiptaco 0
False. Dog Whisperer is only on National Geographic. It's Me Or The Dog is on Animal Planet.
TomasT 0
You should read a little before writing. She's from Holland, and there it is on Animal Planet, as in most of Europe, actually.
supahnazi 0
cenobyte: u cant b serious.
Cenobyte 10
Nah, I'm kidding about the exercise, discipline, affection. The calm-assertive attitude is what really works on humans.
Tuesdays76 0
Ha I bet your like NuNu, the evil chihuahua from the first episode on season 1. if you haven't seen it, look it up and you will know what I mean.
WOLFEYES72 2
I think 3 beat boners to the punch this time, his joke was better.
dakota154 0
I was being sarcastic.. I can clearly see that it says Holland.
TheJtSwift 0
Y'all are thinking the same thing I am huh? Because you're a dumb b¡tch!
vietmanx 10
I always use his techniques with people. the man is a genius.
ajinfamous 0
Psssssssst dominate