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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Netherlands
Protips
Today, while watching Animal Planet, I realised my boyfriend uses the Dog Whisperer techniques on me. FML
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illmatic2 16
That's what happens when you're a bitch.
DocBastard 40
OP: I love you! Boyfriend: *scratches OP's ears* Such a good girl! OP: What the **** are you doing? Boyfriend: *hits OP's nose with newspaper* Bad girl! Bad girl! OP: Ooh yes, tell me I'm a bad girl!
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Comments (131)
marilea236 0
dammit. my first comment didn't work. i said the OP was european (netherlands) which is why she spelled it 'realised'
hehehahAho 0
bitch lol. Female dog
dakota154 0
She lives in Houston, Texas..
TheXTG8680 0
"if your face is your ass, then what's the difference?!" - Duke Nukem. point being: if your boyfriend is treating you right, why the heck are you complaining?
Tuesdays76 0
AMEN!! well said
astarwarsfan 0
Doggystyle, anyone?
Cenobyte 10
I've been using similar techniques on my boyfriend for years now, and yes, it really does work. Just got to be careful that he doesn't realise what I'm doing. Subtlety is key :) Exercise, Discipline, Affection! Thanks Cesar.
stayfaded 0
lol
darkpyro0988 0
sounds like someone should have worked harder at not being a bitch
ryanlglass 0
OMG dogs are using computers!!!
JAKOJAB 0
yummy