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Today, while watching Animal Planet, I realised my boyfriend uses the Dog Whisperer techniques on me. FML

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That's what happens when you're a bitch.

OP: I love you! Boyfriend: *scratches OP's ears* Such a good girl! OP: What the **** are you doing? Boyfriend: *hits OP's nose with newspaper* Bad girl! Bad girl! OP: Ooh yes, tell me I'm a bad girl!

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Servonski 0

why do I keep seeing this guy????!!

Hahaha Boyfriend FTW

He thinks youre a b*tch. Get it?

jouchebag 0

realized.

works though. dog whisperer isn't on animal planet, it's on national geographic.

Do they work?

It worked so thars a good thing

No shit? I thought I was the only one who's boyfriend points at me and goes,"ssttttt!!" >.< wanna-be dominate asshole. Ugh.

Maybe he Thinks ur a bitch! Lol

Except Dog Whisperer is on Nat Geo, not Animal Planet.