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Today, while watching Animal Planet, I realised my boyfriend uses the Dog Whisperer techniques on me. FML
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illmatic2 16
That's what happens when you're a bitch.
DocBastard 40
OP: I love you! Boyfriend: *scratches OP's ears* Such a good girl! OP: What the **** are you doing? Boyfriend: *hits OP's nose with newspaper* Bad girl! Bad girl! OP: Ooh yes, tell me I'm a bad girl!
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MsBumblebee 0
Maybe you're kinda mean...
illmatic2 16
That's what happens when you're a bitch.
imcutefml 0
^thats what i was gunna say
cockoftherock 0
clever ;)
korsountseva 0
I see what you did there;)
clarissa_Gyall 0
lmao true so true
gaysunshine 8
how do you know???!?
sublime420 11
So...you're a bitch? :D EDIT: DAMMIT! Too late with the joke.
hanuman_fml 0
good1 lyk ur comment
Bedul 0
like sheldon does with penny in TBBT?
ChibiGirl5 0
hahaha well he just gives her chocolate I guess it's kinda the same :P
BigDirtySteez 1
lol, does it work?
Thabb 0
That's what I was about to say
CCCOMBOBREAKER 0
CH! CH! Down Fifi!
Rowdey 10
No! No! Off the couch!
yellowfeet 0
isn't that show on the national geographic channel?
TheZarola 10
My thought exactly. I call fake.
Asario 0
i believe it is. fake? 0_o or maybe its on different channels in different places. either way OP is a bitch who needs to learn to lay down on command, speak when provoked, and to pant when the exercise is finished. "good girl! No girl, you dont get another bone(er) till' later!"
evanedwards85 6
no its not
KlaLynn 3
My thoughts exactly.
DocBastard 40
OP: I love you! Boyfriend: *scratches OP's ears* Such a good girl! OP: What the **** are you doing? Boyfriend: *hits OP's nose with newspaper* Bad girl! Bad girl! OP: Ooh yes, tell me I'm a bad girl!
Acousticpixie14 6
Doc, your comments always brighten my day. Thank you!
Hidan_fml 0
Hahahahahaaaaa!!! That was hilarious!
SeaChicken 0
Not that funny this time.. Plus, that's not how Cesar handles his bitches!
Alex94xela 0
Lolz hidan itachi ftw and LOL he prolly has a dog fetish or some bs
MisterMuffinz 13
XD OMG WIN
1molinamatt 5
Lmaooo :p
iemislayer 10
Dam girl