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Today, while watching Animal Planet, I realised my boyfriend uses the Dog Whisperer techniques on me. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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That's what happens when you're a bitch.

OP: I love you! Boyfriend: *scratches OP's ears* Such a good girl! OP: What the **** are you doing? Boyfriend: *hits OP's nose with newspaper* Bad girl! Bad girl! OP: Ooh yes, tell me I'm a bad girl!

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Oh my gosh that is so demeaning!! Women are not dogs! You are not a dog. If he doesn't respect you, then he needs to be tought some manners! You are beautiful and he means zero if he can't even respect you. He is calling you a dog? Well he should be ashamed..

Does it work?

I do this with my wife too, she's an animal.

theroxors19 12

hey, you ain't nothin but mammals so do like you do on discovery channel