Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my parents I wanted to try modelling. I thought that since I have such a low self-esteem, that it might benefit me, and make me feel better about myself and how I look. The first thing out of my dad's mouth was, "What? Why? You're ugly." Thanks dad. FML
Today, my grandfather told me that I was ugly. When my mom found out, she said that, "Old people are allowed to tell the truth." FML
Today, I talked to my father for the first time in several years. I proudly told him that I have been attending Beauty School. He looked me up and down and said, "Doesn't look like you've learned much." FML
Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML
Today, my drunk dad told me I'm smart enough that any guy could overlook the fact that I'm fat, but not smart enough that they could overlook how ugly I am. Gee, thanks. FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Today, my mom and dad were talking about how if I lost weight, I would be attractive and have guys all over me. My dad said, “That’s exactly what I’m worried about.” It took me a while to realize they both think I’m ugly. FML
Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML
Today, my dad told me that I'm a weak and negative person because I suffer from depression and anxiety, then he told me to just snap out of it. FML
Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML
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Zmeilerr 22
Tell him "Well I guess it runs in the family then, huh?"
CoconutMuffin 5
Oh my god! What a dick! Where does he think you "got it" from!!
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Comments (123)
Evan2297 0
Shouldn't HE be posting this FML?
fyl11122233 0
him or your mother must be ugly then... you did get your genes from THEM.
Scratt19 0
Lol damm r u gly tho ?
Purplebutterflie 0
wow . that sucks
AmeliaBadelia 0
Wow, I'm sorry. And he is preparing you for a world of mean
AmeliaBadelia 0
Wow, I'm sorry. He is preparing you for a world of mean, including himself. One day you'll be able to flaunt your happy life, because you learned how to brush off the bad. Best of luck!
R_Willy 5
what an asshole lol kick him in the balls haha
Nilton 2
that's harsh man
SuperBeatDown 0
hahahahahahahahahahaha, i know its mean, but the way i imagine it is funny....gosh... i guess the world is cruel....
KLern 0
...are you??? haha that's really funny, sad, but probably funnier than anything...