Pranks and Work: Pranksters - FML

Pranksters

By dan - 09/05/2012 20:10 - United States - Laurel

Today, I started my new job. It seems my colleagues are moronic pranksters, because when I leaned back in my chair, the backrest came apart and I fell to the ground, to much laughter. My boss immediately shouted at me to, "Stop fucking about." I thought this only happened in movies. FML

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Thursday 10 May 2012 1:29

So, in the middle of your job, you would have stood up, drop a deuce, grab it with your filthy hands and walk out? Isn't that a little disgusting?

PvtParts417 15

Thursday 10 May 2012 0:46

Tell your boss that they ****** with your chair

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acetheone 8

Saturday 12 May 2012 11:36

they sound awsome

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Wednesday 9 July 2014 5:10

Shouldn't they be fired?

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