Intimacy: Practical

Practical

By Abused - 13/10/2010 08:36 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend used my love handles as ACTUAL love handles. FML

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You deserved it 20 133

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By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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You deserved it 8 808

By chunkymonkey - 24/08/2012 13:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend actually held onto my love handles while we were having sex. He said they "made it easier." FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 311

You deserved it 10 328

By ch4nny - 29/08/2014 01:47 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 248

You deserved it 5 686

By chunkymonkey - 23/11/2011 23:54

Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 806

You deserved it 6 272

By box butt - 07/03/2017 00:00

Today, after much dieting and exercise, I can proudly say that my love handles are now bigger than my ass. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 387

You deserved it 628

By Anonymous - 06/11/2014 17:14 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 051

You deserved it 9 062

Harsh

By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

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You deserved it 12 224

By muffingirl - 10/02/2010 12:30 - United Kingdom

Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 798

You deserved it 8 148

By KBL3 - 11/08/2010 09:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 217

You deserved it 14 971

By Scabby - 11/04/2012 09:53 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 488

You deserved it 3 638

kportal69 5

Wednesday 13 October 2010 16:03

what like he grabs on to your love handles during sex? why do you think they're called love handles?? am I stupid or are you?? just trying to figure that one out.

justsayfuck 5

Wednesday 13 October 2010 16:08

What seems to be the problem?

Comments

pertained 12

Thursday 14 October 2010 22:41

hah, Wii Fit time?

fire_in_the_hole 0

Friday 15 October 2010 3:14

wow WTF is all or ur problems??? who cares if she has love handles it doesn't mean she's fat ur all dicks wow

ttyl99 0

Friday 15 October 2010 5:16

123 thank you i get it now but i also am not sure how this is an fml i guess if yourself concius yes but then u just diet so idk thanks again

BelleElle_fml 5

Friday 15 October 2010 8:19

Aww!! Thank you!! :)

greatinbed 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 8:27

Your so gorgeous, like your really beautiful. Sorry to bother just had to tell you(:

ScarletBlack42 0

Friday 15 October 2010 9:33

Why are you complaining? That's what they're there for! Curves are what make you a woman! He doesn't seem to have a problem with it, any guy who is lucky enuf to have a girl in his bed should have NOTHING to complain about!