Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet, sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought, "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot?" Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML
Today, I was at a water park with my family. They wanted me to stand underneath this big bucket filled with water. I didn't know it tips over, and my swimsuit isn't the tightest, so when all the water fell down, my swimsuit bottoms fell to my knees in front of tons of kids. FML
Today, I was on a plane heading home from vacation with the family, when went to relieve my bladder and stepped on someone's shit. They seemingly decided the floor was a better then the toilet. I walked all the way back to my seat with shit on my sandal, my sister thought I'd shat myself. FML
Today, I got stuck on an airplane for a while before takeoff. Someone decided it was a great time to get diarrhea while on the toilet, and we couldn't take off for safety reasons. FML
Today, I had to announce to the whole house that I was going the bathroom, because the lock on the door is broken. Before I had the chance to wipe, my dad loudly burst through the door, stark bollock naked, to take a shower. FML
Today, I was taking a dump in a porta-potty at a fair. I had the runs really bad. All I have to say is that it's tough to take a shit that seems never-ending while other people outside are bitching at you and hammering on the flimsy door. FML
Today, I was driving when I saw someone pulled over on the side of the road. Wanting to help, I pulled over. In so doing, I ran over something that popped my tire. The guy had just pulled over to pee. FML
Today, I realized I can tell which one of my 6 roommates has taken a dump, just based on the smell emanating from the toilet. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom taking a dump. It's difficult for me to do it in public, so to make it easier I kept telling myself, "Nobody's here, you're all alone." I then heard, "No, you're not." I didn't realize I was saying it out loud, or that I wasn't alone. FML
Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML
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Top comments
sweet_candy_ 17
Hahaha the weirdest stuff happen in public bathrooms.
yayforcheesecake 0
you were inside a toilet?
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Comments (95)
deerescu 1
love it
ImNotPeterPan 0
Haha I did that once, the poor kid cried :/
Focnr 0
Oh shut up, you probably laughed at him, don't act like you feel bad.
bugmefmlnotnow 7
how were you dry and in the toilet? im confused
lolitaababy 0
ahahahahahahahaha
whorecrux 0
haiku time! I am just pissed off I hate water balloons Or am I pissed on? -bows-
chasin_butterfli 0
*applause*
sovetskiy 8
your 2nd line has only 6 syllables
uscbaseball 0
thats what i was thinking
TaylorTotsYumm 10
I don't see a 5-7-5 syllable pattern. Shaaaame.
whorecrux 0
Oh well, I tried! xD
celticmarine2005 2
Im confused at the logistics... how can you be sitting on the toilet and someone throw a water balloon into the toilet without hitting you in the process.
Mewzakuro240 0
Do YOU sit on the toilet when you take a piss? OP is a male. He was standing. In doing so, a water balloon was thrown into the bowel of the toilet, and thus splashed piss onto OP's pants. Idiot.
celticmarine2005 2
Yes, I do sit when I pee, its a little difficult to aim without a penis. And most guys I know use urinals if they only have to pee rather than a stall.
Bobissmall 13
"Celticmarine" suggests male, and your profile picture is unclear, just a tip :P
celticmarine2005 2
It does not suggest male. There are females in the Marines too. Just because you assume something does not mean there is any information to suggest such an idea. But whether someone assumes I am a male or female has no relevance to me being called an idiot by a ******* 15 year old for a rational comment. God forbid someone looks at the actual event rather than "omg you were IN a toilet" like a dumb ass.
vettle 6
wow 25 you're a little bitch aren't you.
Red_Eyed 3
i think u mean 17 yr old but i get y ur mad
TrollsHaveSouls 0
haha let's just sat you got wet! if Ur catching my drift
allmidnighteyes 11
You were in the toilet? Were you planning on entering the Ministry of Magic?
roydawgg 3
gym clothes=substitute for when you accidentally get piss on your pants
wmsdubstep 6
why didn't you jus tell the school and get them to send you home to get changed or sebd your parent/carer to bring you more clothes. But I know how you feel, I have immature faggots in my school too. FYL
chasin_butterfli 0
Next time just use the urinal. Maybe then you'll see them coming.