Kids: Pish yerself

Pish yerself

By Carnage23 - 05/06/2016 12:38 - Germany - Herborn

Today, I was on a long road trip with my son. He had to pee, and told him he had to wait till I could stop the car. He started counting backwards from 10. I couldn't stop in time. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2023 14:00

Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML

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What he is thinking?

By fishyrael - 12/11/2019 01:00

Today, I was on a long road trip and I really had to pee. With no rest stop for miles and night having fallen, I decided to pull over on the side of the highway and pee in a fast food cup. A cop knocked on the window to see if everything was okay, while I was mid-squat. FML

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Pissed

By pl. - 03/06/2021 21:59

Today, while on a road trip, I stopped at a gas station and told my kids to go to the restroom. My youngest daughter said, "I had to go earlier, but not anymore." FML

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By anonymous - 19/10/2009 19:16 - United States

Today, I drove 100 miles from my parents house to mine. I had only a few miles left when I realized I really had to pee. I didn't want to pull over somewhere when I was so close to home, so I sped up. A cop pulled me over a block from my house. I started to sob, and ended up peeing myself. FML

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By Pissy - 27/11/2016 20:15

Today, I was traveling home with my four-year-old son. While we were standing in line at the security checkpoint, I hear the sound of water dripping and turned to find my son urinating on the floor. He'd read a sign that said we weren't allowed to take any liquids with us. FML

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Overbearing much?!

By lily - 25/06/2020 05:04

Today, while on a road trip, we stopped and went to the bathroom. I didn’t need to go, but my parents told me to "try anyway." I’m 24. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2015 17:25 - United States - Houston

Today, I was driving home. I desperately needed the bathroom, so I was speeding a little bit. A cop pulled me over and gave me hell. He said he'd heard my story a hundred times and didn't believe me. I couldn't hold it and ended up marinating in my own piss while he ran my plates. FML

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By arw - 25/07/2012 06:10 - United States

Today, I was with my grandma in my new car. She suddenly says, "I've got to pee bad." Without giving me enough time to find a gas station, she blurts out, "Never mind, I just did." FML

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You never know

By Saraaah - 19/12/2020 02:01

Today, I'm on a long car trip with a friend who makes fun of my pee breaks every 45 minutes. "Well, are you incontinent? You should wear diapers, otherwise we'll never reach our destination!" What she doesn't know : I have bladder issues, and even if I try not to use them, I do wear diapers. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2011 21:05 - United Kingdom

Today, the motorway I usually use was closed off due to a major car accident. With no way off the freeway, my trip took three times longer than usual. I lost control of my bladder mid-way. FML

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cdiem_fml 9

Sunday 5 June 2016 18:40

How old is he?

TheAspieDork 27

Sunday 5 June 2016 18:43

When they gotta go, they gotta go.

Comments

3ph600v 15

Sunday 5 June 2016 20:49

You need to have your brakes fixed

Platinum69 8

Sunday 5 June 2016 21:29

Germans don't joke around!

itsme82 18

Sunday 5 June 2016 21:56

Wow your kid is something else. Let me guess you pulled out clean clothes and helped him clean himself up too. Didn't you? My kid would NEVER even think about counting down like that. Because he would know there would be consequences. Sounds like it's past time you kid learns what discipline is.

Catdragon 40

Monday 6 June 2016 0:12

consequences for needing to go pee? wow, unbelievable.

slavka012 11

Monday 6 June 2016 12:42

Wanting to pee is one thing deliberately creating a mess is a different matter

DankNissan 11

Sunday 5 June 2016 22:10

I guess you could call that a "dick move." I'll let myself out.

TMO2142 25

Monday 6 June 2016 20:21

Your over used comment is pissing people off i think.

bobmcmuffin 5

Sunday 5 June 2016 23:47

atleast he gave you a warning

Catdragon 40

Monday 6 June 2016 0:10

You can die from holding your pee in too long. I know one time I told my bro I needed to pee really bad and he asked me to hold it til we got to his apartment. We passed several locations with bathrooms and I started crying my eyes out because I didn't want to pee myself. He was laughing the whole time. Then the car got a flat tire. You have no idea how shitty that was. If someone has to pee, let them go pee.