Anon
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Pets 4 life
Today, I was so lonely that I was comforted by the sound of mice running through the walls of my apartment. I left cheese and peanut butter out for them to find so that I could at least have a pet for company. FML
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bentleysdad11611 0
haha until they have friends over and you have 40 Pets that you don't want
lolgiraffe_fml 0
Forever Alone.
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SkinniMini 0
ew
zombiekitten87 12
um.... gross? why don't you just buy a pet that isn't, Idunno, riddled with disease, chewing on your wires, and ******** in your cereal boxes?
sweetcande999 0
if you're that lonely... you should try craigslist lol
XxGuard 0
eharmony?
bob1256 0
well ... FYL
lksdliz 9
Oh, for the love of Pete! Get up off your butt and go help out at a homeless shelter or a soup kitchen. You need a little perspective!
CeeCee_fml 16
Is it so hard to actually buy a real pet like a cat, dog, or even mice that are probably not disease ridden like the ones you are feeding now?
Calyx_fml 22
Not mice... Rats.
jls4592 2
have u ever seen that movie with the crazy guy and his killer rats
ravenmccoy 0
Lol...i think youre gunna regret that :