Anon
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Pets 4 life
Today, I was so lonely that I was comforted by the sound of mice running through the walls of my apartment. I left cheese and peanut butter out for them to find so that I could at least have a pet for company. FML
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bentleysdad11611 0
haha until they have friends over and you have 40 Pets that you don't want
lolgiraffe_fml 0
Forever Alone.
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kingsamuelcdt 0
FYL
fluffyrocka 0
I love the mices... they talkes to me and tell me to do things...
TheWhiteDemon 0
am i the only one who's kind of irritated by all the FMLs posted by people with problems talking about their problems? like why would you share this stuff
jennifer93 0
yes thats the point...OP did say FML so I think they realize this...
cocobulla1 4
u know that u said mices? like mice is already pluralized, lmao
ImThePope 2
I honestly don't even know what to say to this OP... I'm sorry though, go outside o.o'
cocobulla1 4
same
CateXOX 0
23- You're not the only one. Any FML to do with facebook is likely to be one of them, it's always some guy complaining he has to fake his life.
lareske 0
If you have a dishwasher turn the water off. it sucks when they chew through the water hose and fill your house with water.
kindlystfupls 0
lol yeah but then they also said "talkes" and I'm doubting it was a typo lol
MRobvious750 0
#23 correct me if I'm wrong but I think that's the general idea of this site............just sayin'
PurpleRae420 0
Aww I know how you feel
Melvar_10 3
peanut butter will give the things a heart attack you know.....
Melvar_10 3
then u get a deadmau5....
PlastikSeraph 2
Here's an idea: Buy a cat. Solve two problems with one solution.
tatababe 1
why is it an FML having mice as pets is cool
bentleysdad11611 0
haha until they have friends over and you have 40 Pets that you don't want
ImaWiseGuy 5
exactly what I was thinking...^
seekndestroy 3
I think part of this FML is that this lady doesn't have many friends though
hockeyrocks39 0
haha he's talking about the mice having friends over. "sarcasm"
CutiePie_101 7
That's pretty sad. FYL OP :/
juicedboi 7
A Couple of friends is better than no friends, regardless of the species lol
cgchamp89 7
So you would say having a couple of pet plants is better than having no friends? Both sound equally shitty to me...
iSitt 0
get a rat from the pet store. then you can keep it free of diseases. and it learns you are family and likes to cuddle with you.
gymyboy95 0
I pity the man that needs company so bad fyl no one deserves that
PSQ91 6
Seriously? How about a decent pet like a cat or a rabbit instead, OP?
fluffyrocka 0
or a dog, instead of a freakin feline
whoisthisgirl 4
cats and dogs both make lovely pets.
vintagelovenotes 5
apparently OP just prefers mice.
guckylynn 19
A cat would help with that rodent problem.
NomOnShroomz 14
Captain you made me lulz. I don't know why people are giving you thumbs down.
SighMaster3000 4
The OPs building might not allow dogs or cats. Try a goldfish or a canary OP?
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Or a ferret!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Or a ferret!
LaughinStock 16
or or a monkey :)
jordizzle1496 0
lol ur pictures a cat
adeadplayer 0
Since when is a rabbit decent?
AwfullyniceBS 7
you're pretty cute :)
imsobad 0
I have a pet rabbit........
mikejunior88 4
get a puppy or something. dogs are good companions.
lolgiraffe_fml 0
Forever Alone.
Livinia 11
Instead of a crazy cat lady, you'll be a crazy mouse lady.
mrahhhhh 21
You are just asking for trouble, OP.
FMLephant 2
That's not a pet, it's a rodent infestation. Get a cat and you'll solve both problems.
coolkid_matt 11
Get a cat and then it can eat your mice :D No more mice in the walls
ollallie 0
I love the joker!!!
coolkid_matt 11
Me too! :D