Anon
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Pets 4 life
Today, I was so lonely that I was comforted by the sound of mice running through the walls of my apartment. I left cheese and peanut butter out for them to find so that I could at least have a pet for company. FML
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bentleysdad11611 0
haha until they have friends over and you have 40 Pets that you don't want
lolgiraffe_fml 0
Forever Alone.
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TheDarkCynder 2
peanut butter chokes rats and mice because they are unable to remove it from the back of their mouth. you probably killed a few.
Travis420 0
Hire a hooker you'll feel better within minutes
rainport 0
ahww kutee micee
cupcakeluver1212 0
It's ok I also get lonely sometimes but I never knew that mice like peanut butter.
Djzom13 0
Wikipedia, The site that says president Lincoln was born in the year 2042.
MyyLifeeIssFcked 0
Aww that's sad :( go make friends and get out of your apartment more often.
skyeyez9 25
A domestic mouse or rat from a pet store would make a good pet for you op. They are disease free and friendlier than their wild brethren. Also, wild mice carry diseases like Hantavirus that can kill you.
doubleodoggy 0
I don't blame you, I get lonely all the time!
Myrina_fml 1
aww thats so cute i live mice they funny
ashes1218 1
You realize that peanut butter. . . Kills them, right? Kinda like a diabetic at a candy buffet.