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Pets 4 life

Today, I was so lonely that I was comforted by the sound of mice running through the walls of my apartment. I left cheese and peanut butter out for them to find so that I could at least have a pet for company. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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haha until they have friends over and you have 40 Pets that you don't want

Forever Alone.

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Go down to the local animal shelter and adopt a pet. It will be good for both of you :)

xPOPTARTx 0

QUEER!!!

kasumii 1

That's disgusting! Why do I keep hearing stories about Americans feeding those things?!

cause we r ******* idiots

r u I solitary confinement lol that's what it sounds like!

r u I solitary confinement lol that's what it sounds like!

Seriously #19 why would cartoons show mice with cheese all the time if it wasn't true?

cadreychasd 6

are you kidding me op? what kind of brain do you have to do stuff like that? you certainly need an excessive medicine to grow up!!!! yer ryt OP fyl!

Do something to change your life! Feeling sorry for yourself never helped anyone! Change your life. it's as simple as that.

I've heard they actually make some good company. OP, online dating websites is your next step.