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Pets 4 life

Today, I was so lonely that I was comforted by the sound of mice running through the walls of my apartment. I left cheese and peanut butter out for them to find so that I could at least have a pet for company. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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haha until they have friends over and you have 40 Pets that you don't want

Forever Alone.

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killface93 0

Willard?

Wow that is really depressing. It really makes me feel good about myself

Do you need a time out youngling? Please calm your hormones .

I have two gerbils as pets. They are much easier to care for considering they only pee and poo in one place, and they are way cuter. I suggest getting those instead of mice OP and call an exterminator FYL.

Buy a snake

bro u need to get out n party! that's hella sad, I'd smoke u out o weed n ull have a kickass time haha

gregmoran 0

go outside and ride a bus or a train. reintegrate yourself without actually having to talk to anyone.

gregmoran 0

what's with all the mice haters?

Crazy4Christ 0

i love listening to mice run around my room. I think they r cute

tbrizzy 0

OMG that sucks