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Anon This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Pets 4 life

Today, I was so lonely that I was comforted by the sound of mice running through the walls of my apartment. I left cheese and peanut butter out for them to find so that I could at least have a pet for company. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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haha until they have friends over and you have 40 Pets that you don't want

Forever Alone.

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Mice are awesome. I left cheese and chucky cheese, Mickey mouse, and Speedy Gonzales appeared.

Sorry everyone, I guess I went a little too far with the latex glove on this one.

guckylynn 19

Yeah, it's not poisonous... it's just too rich compared to the grains and seeds they're used to so they can't digest it.

kpadgett045 0

ok nasty....might i suggest getting a damn cat...much more effective as a pet..

You are disgusting. Welcoming vermin into your home?? call sn exterminator and go somewhere public. YDI.

x3nina17 0

Eww your life must suckkk that's just nastyy cOnsider an exterminator

paradiseisland01 0

buy your self a cat, there great company.

Sounds like me lawl

wriptidez 0

join a hobby

Don't listen to all these people OP they're just jealous because they don't have mice.