Perfect!

By BahHumbug - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Painesville

Today, after weeks of keeping it a secret, I excitedly gave my boyfriend what I thought to be the perfect Christmas present. Turns out lock picking sets are illegal in Ohio. FML
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tigerisabelle 31

Wait, why would you buy your boyfriend a lock-picking set? Was it part of one of those corny things where you're all like "now you hold the key to everywhere... including my heart..." Or does he just enjoy breaking into houses? So many unanswered questions!

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themostunlucky_fml 14

I kinda want a lock picking set it's more of a hobby

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bigdonnie624 15

Good thing you found out before me

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blackonblight 32

I'd kind of like to learn lock picking, to help my coordination/dexterity, and possibly to help with my anxiety. Wonder what the laws are in New Hampshire...

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ThisGuy315 7

stupid that they are illegal I mean just cause they can be used for breaking and entering, a crowbar or hammer can be used for the same purpose, not to mention if you got, saw blades, electric grinder, and pictures of different lock picks you can make your own...

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ImmediateRegret 5

yeah because a lock pick can hammer in nails and be used to build etc etc.. with your logic illegal guns are stupid becauce knives, rope, cars, baseball bats can also kill people

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username13344 6

I live In Ohio and I'm pretty sure there completely legal. as long as you don't break into someone's house.

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Ava_Darkflame 26

Why the hell does he need that?

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Jbrady43 13

Probably likes Assassins Creed or Skyrim... Most likely a video game.

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kevingirl 6

I can't even imagine why you think that would be a good present. That makes no sense st all.

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