Love, Clothes and Sports: Collector's item

Collector's item

By Pon - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, my girlfriend bought me a new hockey jersey and donated my old one. My old one was signed. FML

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You deserved it 569

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 19:54 - Canada - Burlington

Today, I went to a hockey game. While warm-ups were happening, my favourite player pointed at me and tossed me a puck. It bounced off my hand into another girl's, who was a fan of the other team. She refused to give it back, then walked away and said, "I can't wait to sell this on eBay." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2012 04:31 - United States

Today, my girlfriend donated most of my book collection because she got me a Kindle for Christmas. Some were signed, including my Harry Potters. FML

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You deserved it 4 472

By holla1787 - 04/12/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML

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You deserved it 2 815

By TheAngryBird - 28/06/2012 04:51 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, my girlfriend gave herself a graduation gift: a new boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 2 706

By I'm disgusting - 26/05/2019 22:11

Today, my girlfriend caught me using my T-shirt as a tissue. Again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 526

You deserved it 3 186

By brycepetrillo - 07/09/2013 16:08 - United States - New Port Richey

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML

I agree, your life sucks 67 173

You deserved it 3 971

By Anonymous - 26/08/2010 09:16 - Canada

Today, I realised that every morning my girlfriend gets me to help her put on a locket her ex-boyfriend bought her on Valentine's Day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 572

You deserved it 4 567

By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML

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You deserved it 6 689

By Nickolas Neffster - 05/10/2011 00:14 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML

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You deserved it 3 099

By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 350

You deserved it 9 745

CamBamShamDaMan 26

Wednesday 18 January 2017 0:54

Why do people think it's ok to sell another persons stuff without asking?

iswearimhuman 12

Monday 23 January 2017 18:08

Well, she thought enough of you to try to surprise you? Albeit not the right kind of surprise. Let's all take this as a moral to STAY 10 FEET AWAY FROM THINGS THAT AREN'T OURS AND YES I'M LOOKING AT YOU MUM YOU WEREN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT MY GUY FIERI POSTERS Sorry OP. That sucks big time :/

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CamBamShamDaMan 26

Wednesday 18 January 2017 0:54

Why do people think it's ok to sell another persons stuff without asking?

kibster9 20

Monday 23 January 2017 20:21

She didn't sell it, but I agree to not touch other people's shit.

tj4234 35

Monday 23 January 2017 18:06

Wow... she'd quickly become an ex girlfriend if I were you OP.

iswearimhuman 12

Monday 23 January 2017 18:08

RichardPencil 30

Monday 23 January 2017 18:12

She's saying your old hockey jersey stunk.

haveyou000 22

Monday 23 January 2017 18:45

Ouch. I'm sure she didn't know OP, and you can try to track it down! If she did know, well then donate her. Her mom can pay to have her back

ColonelCusswords 24

Monday 23 January 2017 19:50

Not if I find it first

ColonelCusswords 24

Monday 23 January 2017 19:43

On the plus side, somebody else's day is gonna be great

tylers52 12

Monday 23 January 2017 20:05

I'm sorry fam, thats a hard loss

Canadian0622 17

Monday 23 January 2017 22:36

That is so sad! Who was it signed by?

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 24 January 2017 4:20

Peyton Manning. Ironic, huh?

poprocker11221 10

Monday 23 January 2017 22:50

That sucks.

Konarika 11

Monday 23 January 2017 23:43

Can someone please enlighten me as to why the signed one is better than a new one?

DoomedGemini 37

Tuesday 24 January 2017 1:15

Because it was probably was signed by a famous player or something?

silvermoon5033 26

Tuesday 24 January 2017 1:47

lol seriously?

TheNewGuy03 28

Tuesday 24 January 2017 2:45

Is this an actual question?

th3jok10 5

Tuesday 24 January 2017 14:27

well, signed jerseys are like double the price of a normal regular jersey and also its signed! It's like owning a limited edition item and 'as a surprise' you get the regular item and your limited edition item is gone. (i once had a signed hockey jersey... my grandmother decided i have "no use" for it since it was on my wall. sold it for 50 and gave me 5bucks. guess who i stopped talking to.