Overthinking it

By kmang33 - 02/04/2010 11:24 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend told me that I think too much during sex. Now the only thing I can think about is how much I'm thinking too much. FML
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KissablePsycho 0

I hope you're thinking about ******* the shit out of her and not something stupid like laundry or something.

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Felendris 0

it happens to all of us... ...just not during sex.

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KissablePsycho 0

I hope you're thinking about ******* the shit out of her and not something stupid like laundry or something.

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Andywalker 0

get some practice with other girls and see how much she thinks when she finds out why you did.

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TokioxxHotel 0

eat a sammich while doing it. you'll only think of how good that damn sammich is.

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Bizzatch 0

wow the "you fail" comments are almost as old and as played out as the bitch in the kitchen "sammich" or soviet russia comments...

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bitcherinn 0

I find them worse than either of those, but they're all getting quite bland. ;/

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okieraider71 4

Apple does it again! Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $4990 to $6990, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

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Xanavi 0

kinda funny, though im sure you copy pasted that

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letsgobucks 0

u proved him right

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iSayNopeToDope 0

Just let your animal instincts come out, but I don't see how you could think so much, it's what you were born to do. It's quite easy actually.

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Squeezeit 0

well, maybe you'll last more than 30 seconds then

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perdix 29

"I'm thinking of whether I should think of your best friend, your sister or your mother when we ****. Or, more accurately, recall." That ought to shut her up.

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