soljaboy This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

Overreaction much?

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML

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vag_fml 0

5 June 2009, 02:10

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

floresntadolecnt 0

5 June 2009, 02:11

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

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zee143 0

5 June 2009, 08:20

U bitch

tournesol_fml 0

5 June 2009, 08:21

Whoa, you're pathetic. You probably shouldn't be going on dates anyway if you handle rejection that horribly.

ifart 0

5 June 2009, 08:26

I registered solely to tell you that you need to go and get psychiatric help before it is too late. You are demented and it is only a matter of time before you kill someone over a parking space, act before you end up in jail you crazy ****.

fckaduck 0

5 June 2009, 08:31

I can't get over how much of a psycho you are. I hope you don't live anywhere near me. The thought of that makes me quite nervous actually. Get some help, chick. *p.s. - you should definitely find a way to secretly give him money to cover the cost of fixing his car.