Sports, Diets and Health: Overreacting a tad - FML

Overreacting a tad

By phonnah - 20/06/2012 17:59 - United States - Bowie

Today, my friend told me she was going to start drinking Gatorade, so she could get the body shape of the athletes on TV. When I tried to explain to her that she'd also need to work out to achieve this, she went nuts and hurled the bottle at my face. FML

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cayytee 0

Wednesday 20 June 2012 23:54

and im eating spiderwebs to turn into spiderman.

kooochris1995 14

Thursday 21 June 2012 0:06

I'm eating honey nut Cheerios because they're good.

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The_F3rris 11

Sunday 24 June 2012 15:51

No pain no gain

scorpiella 4

Tuesday 26 June 2012 5:44

Gatorade has a ton of carbs. Unless she's training for the Olympics, she'd probably be better off without it alltogether.

TWangMoney 3

Wednesday 27 June 2012 3:44

Haha

rayahbug 3

Thursday 26 July 2012 18:14

The word 'friend' that you used boggles my mind completely.

nachosbabygurl 9

Tuesday 14 August 2012 7:52

I would have fuked. them up

ravenrandom 0

Friday 9 November 2012 20:43

forget her. she isn't very smart anyway

tjw1616 21

Thursday 24 October 2013 7:25

lol your friend is ate up with the dumb @ss, sorry about your head op, I'd invest in finding some friends that are less stupid :)

erin37 27

Tuesday 7 January 2014 3:59

I think that means the ads are working.

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