poopiemanlol
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Overcooked
Today, I realized that you should never teach your 6 year-old child how to use the microwave, unless you want to be cleaning melted pet fish for about half an hour. FML
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Fmypanda 0
Lovely :| I think you need to teach your child not to kill pets!
Alice_Cullen7 0
lol, aww poor pet fish. but u should have been watching her!
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Comments (115)
joemk2012 0
It's an honest mistake, really. He thought fish liked waves.
scateice 0
People, CALM DOWN, seriously. A microwave isn't a gun that's gonna shoot people automatically. I used the microwave just fine when I was like 7 :) Either I'm genius, or everyone else is a dumbass.
nokillnobeepbeep 0
I disagree. Running with scissors is a great pastime as a child.
therealist7131 0
fail
NorfolkDude 2
You just did, Einstein.
AtoZnumbersand_ 1
I'm with 42# I could do all those things by the time I was the the op's childs age. I just wasn't a psychopath.
bugmenotmofo 34
Might I suggest a very late term abortion?
Soloblackdude 0
A bit harsh #51?
mylife30 0
and where was the op when the kid was microwaving the family fish?! YDI for not watching your child.
Kuato 0
Better keep an eye on that kid and make sure he doesn't grow up to be a dahmer or something
in2deep96 5
......wtf.....
patticake1601 0
Its not the fact that a child knows how to use a microwave, its the fact that he hasn't been taught that when you take a fish out of water it will DIE!!!!! You seriously need to teach your child to respect animals, you learn a lot about a person in the way they treat animals I would be worried if this was my son.