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Overcooked

Today, I realized that you should never teach your 6 year-old child how to use the microwave, unless you want to be cleaning melted pet fish for about half an hour. FML

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Lovely :| I think you need to teach your child not to kill pets!

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lol, aww poor pet fish. but u should have been watching her!

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y would u teach a 6 year old how to use a microwave? ur a parent, cant u do it instead of trusting a 6 year old? u deserved that melted fish for being lazy... poor fish :(

hey does anyone know how to post comments from an itouch?

You have to buy the full application that costs $.99. You probably have the free version, which only allows viewing.

What kind of nutter teaches a 6-year-old kid to use a microwave? YDI. Much worse than the actual mess though, I'll bet the smell could've cut through bank vaults.

This reminds me of someone I know. When he was a kid, he put a neighbor's cat in the microwave. According to him, the worst part was cleaning up the mess.

Haha, why did I get buried?

Aw, I feel bad for the fish! That must've been an awful way to die. Although I have to admit I laughed when I read it :/ I agree with everyone else, though. Why would you teach a six-year-old to use a microwave?

He just wanted to warm it up a little, it looked so cold!

Fish are friends, not food. =[

The fish melted? Ewwwww!

He tortured that tiny little fish! I the fish's soul comes back and burns your entire house using microwaves. BTW YDI.

What a cute little sadist you have!